I love The Swan Princess! When I was growing up, a friend and I were obsessed with it and we would watch it over and over again.
For those of you who have never seen it, Derek and Odette are the children of two different kingdoms and their parents have arranged a tentative match for them. The King and Queen really want the two to get married and unite their kingdoms, but at the same time are realistic enough to know that it might not work out that way. They try their very best though, forcing Derek and Odette to spend every summer together. At first the two hate each other, but as they age their views of each other change. However, when Derek proposes he screws up royally…
Odette leaves, hurt at his words, and gets kidnapped by her father’s disgruntled magician. The father is killed and Odette is believed dead as well; but has actually been transformed into a swan, and hidden away. Derek is the only who believes her to be alive and sets out to do all he can to find and save her.
It is a great film that I highly recommend, but watching it again as an adult this scene hits a bit different. In fact the bad proposal reminds me of another…
Darcy and Derek both need help in that department.
It’s like jeez, you think with their education they both would have known what to say to a woman…
At least they both do a much better job the next time they propose.
In Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Darcy has very particular guidelines as to who the perfect woman is. The perfect (accomplished) woman is one who has
“a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages, to deserve the word; and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions, or the word will be but half deserved.’ Caroline Bingley…’All this she must possess,’ added Darcy, ‘and to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading.”
After reviewing this statement I have discovered that I am Mr. Darcy’s perfect woman.
1)Knowledge of Music
I grew up in a musical house, although I cannot play any one instrument profusely. Here are some of my musical accomplishments.
The Afoxé: I love this instrument and have been playing it my whole life.
The Piano: I know how to play Hot Cross Buns, Rugrats Theme, and Chopsticks.
The Recorder: This is the instrument that I am best in. I learned how to play the Star Wars Theme, Hot Cross Buns, Three Blind Mice, Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me), and every song from Disney’s Pocahontas.
The Guitar: I know one very old hymn.
I know how to sing, but will only do it around friends and family. But it still counts!
I took painting and drawing classes for two years before I switched to photography. Now I am not one of those geniuses who can draw or paint a perfect image from memory, but I do well f I can see the image I am trying to recreate. Painting, I only do well at watercolors, or objects such as a room, plate, frame, etc. I also do very well in pastels, charcoal, and chalk. My main forte is collage and photography.
I am not the world’s best dancer, but my biggest strength is that I am a fast learner, and can be taught dance moves quickly. However I have been trained in certain areas.
Waltz: I learned this from the Sleeping Beauty’s collector edition DVD. It was very easy to learn
Thriller: Love the song and know almost the whole dance.
Ballet: Was in a class for a few days before I transferred out, I was put there by accident. However, what I learned there will forever remain in my mind.
The Time Warp: Such a fun song!
Bollywood: I watch a lot and love to dance along.
Mash Potato: Such fun!
The Twist: Who doesn’t like to twist?
Square Dancing: A fun requirement everyone has to learn.
Breakfast Club Dance: Not only can I do the feet thing, but I have Ally Sheedy’s dance down.
MC Hammer: Only Can’t Touch This, and not even all of that.
5) Modern Languages
I wish I knew more languages fluently, but alas I am only bilingual (and even that some may not count.)
Some Spanish: I’m half Mexican and I have taken three years of spanish class. I know how to introduce myself (Me llamo es), say where I am from (Yo soy de), if I want to go somewhere (Yo voy, tu vas, nosotros vamos…), how to ask for things (puedo por favor; donde esta…), help (ayudame), the weather, how to say I am hurt or injured, can count etc…
Smattering of French: I know how to say hello, good-bye (five different ways), and a few other things.
Sign Language: I know quite a bit and the whole alphabet.
5) Something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions
Got all those covered. 😊
Or 10th, 50th, 100th….
6) Extensive Reading
This is where I fit the bill most of all. I have been reading since I was a small child, and I READ ALL THE TIME. I am never without a book, and devour them extremely fast, no matter the length. In fact I meet my goal of reading 365 books this year a couple of weeks ago. And I love to read EVERYTHING! Mystery, classics, sci-fi, horror, romance, historical fiction, non-fiction, biography, westerns, plays, novels, etc. I love the library, and spend as much free time there possible. One of my favorite things is to just go through the stacks and look at all the different books, choosing which I think will be best. I have too many favorite books and authors that I just can’t pick one. I really want a library like in Beauty and the Beast or The Swan Princess. I mean if Darcy has asked me to marry him in his rude, conceited way that first time; I would have considered saying yes because I would know he would have a fantastic library.
I know that this isn’t technically something that Darcy said was attractive in a woman, but it was something that most people valued a woman knowing back then. I only know hand sewing, and that in itself is mostly subjects related to patching; but I embroider like a boss. I have been doing it ever since I was a kid, amd enjoy it immensely.
Yes, I know. Only poor women or domestic help cooked at that time, but I’m proud of the fact that I am an extremely good cook. I can make anything, as long as I have a recipe, and am not daunted at trying new things. And for all the modern men out there, I make the best sandwiches out of every person I know. My older sister and I used to kid that I would make one very lucky guy extremely happy with that talent.
Well with all these accomplishments; along with filling many others that we value today, what guy wouldn’t want me? LOL
How many of you out there also fit the bill for Darcy’s Dream Date?