Horrorfest: 31 Tales of Terror and Woe

Well, as you all know Halloween is coming! It’s one of my favorite times of the year! Not only do you get to dress up in costumes and eat loads of candy, but you also have…………………………………………………………………………………………..

HORROR FILMS!!!!

I love Horror films and LOVE watching them. To get into the Halloween spirit, I’m going to be posting reviews of my favorite horror/suspense/halloweeny films, and ones I’ve seen that aren’t that good. My goal is to randomly select a movie and post a review every day in October. Hopefully I’ll meet my goal! (Fingers Crossed). Just so you know each post may contain spoilers! I know that this has nothing to do with Jane Austen, but I love holidays and celebrating them.

Get ready for one amazing scarefest coming your way!

Never an Empty Bed

 

Yep I’m a librocubicularist

Librocubicularist

I mean why even get up when you can spend the day in bed with a great book:

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For the previous book filled post, go to Forney Hull

No One Says It Better Than The King

So I’ve been noticing a few comments and likes on my posts, and I just wanted to say…………………….

I figured no one could say it better than the King

Seriously, it warms my heart to know that I have an audience out there who finds me entertaining. And who are actually liking and commenting on my posts. Thank you all once again.

Also if you really find me interesting, there are other places you can go to get your daily dose!

There’s facebook:

facebook

Here I post the newest posts from my blog, pics I like, songs/videos that are stuck in my head, things I find interesting, and of course Man Candy Monday + Flashback Fridays. If you go to the right, there is a box you can click to like my page or follow this link. Please help boost my numbers.

There is also twitter:

Twitter

Here I tweet similar stuff, such as newest posts from my blog, pics I like, Man Candy Monday, Flashback Fridays, etc. If you go to the right, there is a box where you can see my newest tweets or you can click to this link to follow me.

And tumblr:

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I updated the page so it is much different than it original. Here I post similar to things I stated above. However they tend to be longer than Twitter, but shorter than blog posts. I post a lot of other pics I make here that I don’t want to post on my blog. Click this link to get to my page.

 

I highly recommend checking them out. I also would like to know does anyone use StumbleUpon and whether or not I should get it. Let me know.

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For more on Elvis Presleygo to Heartbreak Hotel

 For more on being thankful, go to Thanks A Lot

Confuser Becomes the Confusee

So today I had a complete What the heck moment.

I was walking along home…

When I ran into a guy wearing a t-shirt with a faux eye test on it.

 

He also had sunglasses on, so I couldn’t tell who he was. And he had headphones in his ears.

Anyways so as I was walking, clearly not thinking,  I come up to him and say:

That’s not fair

He looked at me brightly and said:

Oh HEY! (Ha, he thought he knew me. *snicker*)

[Guy takes off earphones] What did you say?

I now feel incredibly awkward…

I then reply:

Your shirt, it’s not fair! You want to read it and try to but the person always walks away from you.

We both then do an awkward good-bye laugh. And separate.

As I’m walking back to my room I start laughing at how silly that guy was to think we knew each other. I had never met him before in my life.

But then I start thinking, maybe I’m the one who was acting dumb! What if I did know him and did’t recognize him with the sunglasses? Do I know him?

I just don’t know.

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For more everyday happenings, go to Walkin’ Round

For more incredibly awkward moments, go to Secrets are Great, Unless You Get Caught

Walkin’ Round

I don’t have a car, so I’m the type of girl who will walk around all over the place. No matter how far it is, if there is a sidewalk that leads to it; off I will go. If there is no sidewalk, than I usually try to find a friend to take me. 😉

One thing that I hate about walking around, and ALWAYS happens to me, is that guys will always shout stupid things at me or honk their horns. Let me just say that girls DO NOT find that attractive or fun. We find it icky.

ew! Gross Yuck

So the other day I’m out walking to work, I pass some guys and they do the standard yelling weird things they think are cute/funny but are LAME!

I keep walking along, when this car pulls up to me. It’s kind of freaky so I start walking faster.

The person in the car starts following me and yelling Hey! Hey! Now I’m no longer scared but pissed. Who is this jerk? Why are they following me like this. I turn around to yell at them

Don’t mess with me!

When I turn to look and see that it is my friend Emily.

She had seen me walking and wanted to offer me a ride since we work together. Talk about embarrassing!

I just told her the truth about how I was so used to stupid guys yelling dumb stuff that I was totally ignoring her.

Welcome to Embarrassing Moments R US!

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For more of everyday life, go to Doors of Death

For more on The Godfather, go to Bad Penny

For more on freak-outs, go to A Trip to the Mall Turns Into the Twilight Zone

For more on mess ups, go to You May Screw Up, but You’re Not a Screw Up

Doors of Death

I’ve always been afraid of automatic doors

They never, ever, work properly for me. I’ve always felt as if one day the door is going to close on me and sqiush me. The really fast ones always make me feel as if I am in a video game and have to hurry through them before I am sliced to ribbons.

I can do this….just have to wait for the right time

So the other day I’m just minding my own business walking to class. I start to go through the automatic sliding door…..

When BAM! It SHUTS ON ME!

IT SHUT ON ME!

I couldn’t believe it! I knew there was a reason why I never trusted those things. At least it was a slow one so it didn’t hurt as much as it could. But still, I don’t know what the heck happened to make it do that.

And that’s not the only time. After this the same door closed on my like five more times.

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For more on Hercules, go to Snakes on a Post

For more on Disney, go to Bad Penny

For more everyday happenings, go to Bowled Over

For more on Mary Bennet, go to Parental Favoritism 

For more on Pride and Prejudice, go to Flirting With Disaster

Bad Penny

 

So I don’t understand how I always manage to run into people I don’t want to see, but never those I do. In fact it is always the people I want to leave me ALONE, that tend to come by. I’m a total Anne Elliot, avoiding people I don’t want to see, trying to get them to stay away from me. This is my total MO, more info on that later

Avoidance sounds like a GREAT plan!

So anyways today I was walking to my class completely lost in my own thoughts about all the stuff I had to do.

La-di-dah! Just minding my own business

When all of a sudden someone grabs me from behind!

I start FREAKING out only to realize………………………..

That it is Verne.

Yes the very same Verne who tried to flirt with me and was at the bowling alley!

I could just not get rid of this guy! Like no matter what I did he was like a bad penny coming back again. Or an evil teddy bear. (more on the teddy bear story later!)

All I could think in my head was this:

So he started talking to me again, asking me for the 3rd TIME what my name was. Seriously, how many times am I going to have to tell you?

He told me I had embarrassed him in front of all his friends, and how I totally rejected him. I was just like, get over it! There are plenty of girls on this campus; you can find another one! Ha, trying to make me feel guilty? He doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. I’ve been through ARGS before. (Elton series; part 1, 2, & 3)

Don’t mess with me!

So I was able to get away from him and back to my work, but unfortunately I’m still a Pinocchio. He asked me again about the “boyfriend”, and I was like

Yeah, he’s good! Everything is great with him.

Just call me Pinocchio

Guess I better start getting ready for that nest, because at this rate my nose will be becoming a tree.

The story doesn’t end here.

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To go to the beginning of the Verne Saga, go to Flirting With Disaster

To go to the previous post, go to Bowled Over

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For more on Persuasion, go to Let’s Hear it For the Boys

For more on Anne Elliot, go to On the 10th Day ‘Til Christmas

For more on Disney, go to Cinderelly, Cinderelly

For more on The Godfather, go to Walkin’ Round

For more on Nosferatu, go to Midnight Madness

For more everyday happenings, go to A Frederick Wentworth Sighting

Someday

 

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For more of my musings, go to CANDY TIME!

Bowled Over

So last week I wrote a post, Flirting With Disaster, on how awful I am with flirting. I also mentioned that this guy Verne came over and tried to flirt with me, but had a major fail. Well the story didn’t end there.

The other day I went bowling with some friends. We were having fun and hanging out. Everyone was making fun of my unique bowling style, which involves the bowling ball going reeeeallllly sloooooow. I mean it goes as slow as the girl in the Disney film Alley Cats Strike!

So my turn came up and I went up to the ball return, looking for the one I had been using when all of a sudden the a guy from the group next to us says:

“Hey I see you have a mustang on your shirt. Do you like to ride in them?”

I look up to see what kind of loser is trying to come on to me with that lame line and then it hits me………………………..

It’s VERNE!

Verne, I want to be a lawyer Verne. The Verne who wouldn’t leave me alone that day!

I was so shocked at running into him again, that I shouted you’re VERN! Then he realized who I was.

Unfortunately, sparking his memory of me didn’t really help me out that night.He told me that he had been high that whole day and actually remembered very little about me. To “make up” for this he spent the rest of the night trying to get to know me.

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I also found out from him that not only did he like to get high all the time, but he liked to party all the time. I am just not into guys who just want to kill off their brain cells with drugs and alcohol, oh no not for me.

Then he tells me that he is going to be doing maintenance, “because he is really good with his hands”.

UGH! Gag Me!

ew! Gross Yuck

Like what part of that line am I really supposed to find attractive?

No

So at the end of the night he tells me he’s going home but would like to get my number.

In my head I’m like

So I’m about to tell him I don’t give my number out to strange guys who party but I only get as far as:

I can’t. I don’t give out my number because…

When he interrupts me and says:

Oh you have a boyfriend?

I know it’s wrong to lie, but I saw this as an easy out and went with it

Well kinda, yeah I do. Sorry! 

Just call me Pinocchio

Hey I could have been mean like I’ve been with other guys. I figured this lie wasn’t too painful. Hopefully my nose doesn’t start growing, I think it is just right as it is.

But that is not the end of it. Check out Bad Penny

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For more on Alley Cats Strike, go to Friday Night Fun

For more on bowling, go to This Isn’t Love, This is Ecstasy

For more of my modern life events, go to Cinderelly, Cinderelly

For more on Disney, go to What’s Your Line