Captain Wentworth’s Diary

2734357

Captain Wentworth’s Diary (Jane Austen’s Heroes #3 by Amanda Grange

So Amanda Grange is loved by many Austen fans.

I love it

They say she just “gets the characters” and is able to give all a voice, mimicking Jane Austen’s style.

Double double yay

Well what do I think of her writing?

I don't like it!

I don’t like it!

I think her writing is horribly bo-ring. She just recycles the plot, never giving us anything new or interesting insights into the character’s mind and seeing what they are feeling. Instead she keeps them one-dimensional and emotionless.

frozenConcealDon'tfeel

I couldn’t stand it.

And it is such a shame as Persuasion has a lot going on in it. I would love glimpses int0 Captain Wentworth’s head as he is confronted with an old love, wants to one-up her with another, but then after realizing how much he still cares tries to woo her.

You pierce my soul Persuasion

But we get nothing from Grange.

willy-wonka-you-get-nothingyoulose

Blah, blah

Blah, blah

There are four more books left in the series and I am not looking forward to any of them.

No thank youhowaboutno

heading-banner11970857801243195263Andy_heading_flourish.svg.hi

For more by Amanda Grange, go to Mr. Knightley’s Diary

For more on Persuasion, go to Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can’t Lose: Superbowl 50

For more Persuasion variations, go to A Letter of Love: Persuasion (2007)

 For more books based on Jane Austen, go to The Austen Series: Amanda

When You Shockingly Relate to Mr. Woodhouse

So I never thought I was like Mr. Woodhouse.

I don't think this really added to the story.

I mean he is a hypochondriac who never eats anything rich as it is bad for the digustion. So not me.

Whatever.jpg cheese fries

He won’t go out and pick strawberries, he is always nagging and worrying, freaks out over the littlest storm, just not me.

I don't think so

But then I reread the book…

LeavehertoHeavenReading

And something jumped out at me:

What! Mark Wahlberg that's weird

“Mr. Woodhouse was fond of society in his own way. He liked very much to have his friends come to see him…his horror of late hours, and large dinner-parties, made him unfit for any acquaintance but such as would visit him on his own terms.”

OMG gasp

Mr. Woodhouse is an introvert, just like me. And some of the stuff he does, I do too.

StoryOfMyLifeSomeLikeItHotMarilynMonroe

First of all I don’t really care for big parties.

lateidn'twanttocomemrdarcy

I always feel awkward and unsure of what to do. Either I end up at the food table:

Or unsure

Or unsure

Or with children…

bishops wife pointing look over there

They just seem easier to relate to I guess.

I'm still a kid on the inside.

I’m still a kid on the inside.

I mean if I don’t have a close friend there or if they have left or are too busy talking to someone else I feel awkward and uncomfortable.

BookinPurse

Usually I stay as long as I feel is polite and then get out of there.

Getting out of here

Getting out of here

If it is a small group or people I know well, I feel much more secure.

Emmatableeating

Like Mr. Woodhouse I like my group of friends that I know well, not a large group. Plans must be made ahead of time as well. I hate when someone just pops over. Usually I am a mess or I am in the middle of something and find it hard to leave.

Darcy P&P OMG Can't Even

Yes, the life of an introvert:

introvert

It’s not that I don’t like people, it is just that sometimes I need my time and space.

talonePartyMeBySelf

And other days I want to hang, but I just need time to prepare myself for a party.

I-got-this-reaction-gif

heading-banner11970857801243195263Andy_heading_flourish.svg.hi

For more on Mr. Woodhouse, go to Waiter, There’s Some Disney in My Jane Austen

For more on Emma, go to The Austen Series: Amanda

I Will Not Bend, I Will Not Break

It is that time of the year again!

Taking

What time of the year you say? When the stores have sales as they are getting rid of one season’s things to make way for the next!

fashion-show-

So I needed to buy some new shoes to replace my old flats and wedges that were falling apart. I went to Payless as they were having a BOGO sale, buy one and get one half off.

WomanwithGoodShoesNeverUglyCocoChanel

So I went in the store and proceeded to try on every shoe searching for one that fit. This is always the hardest part of shopping, taking things on and off trying to find the perfect and comfortable fit.

BeComfortable

I finally found two pairs of shoes that fit great after searching the whole store.

cinderella_shoe_gif

One was a pair of blue flats orginally 29.99 on sale for $5! You know I can’t resist such a deal!

Double double yay

And some patent leather flats that were orginally 29.99 on sale for 16.99. Ah, patent leather! I just love it so.

Women-Fashion-Red-Patent-Leather-High-Wedding-Shoes-High-Quality-Bright-Leather-Thin-Heels-Pumps-Sexy

I couldn’t wait to put them on and try to break them in.

I love my shoes!

I love my shoes!

There is only one downside to patent leather…

OhNOthisisgonnabebad

It does not bend or give to your foot. Which means that it stays firm and can cause some serious blisters.

ouch Hermione

It was so painful…

The_Wolf_Man_4Crying sad

Yep it was like The Little Mermaid all over again.

the-little-mermaid-hans-christian-andersen

For those who may not have read the Hans Christian Anderson, the real fairy tale, only having seen the Disney version you might not be aware of what I am talking about.

In the actual fairy tale, the little mermaid traded her speech for legs but was also cursed that with every step she took it would feel as if knives were being shoved into her feet. Each step produced incredible pain. Pain she bore because of her love for the prince.

aw cry

It is a great story, I strongly recommend reading the real version.

Anyways, so I know I have had earlier foot/leg pain from exercising or squatting and compared it to this story, but this was the most like it.

It is the truth.

It is the truth.

The way the shoe was designed it was hurting the back of my heel and side of my foot.Oh it was agony. And of course I was at work so I had to pretend to be happy while I was hurting.

Emmafakesmile

But man were they pretty.

hot pretty sexy

But I can’t wait until they are completely broken in and stop blistering my feet; being a perfect fit.

cinderella_shoe_gif

heading-banner11970857801243195263Andy_heading_flourish.svg.hi

On a side note, have you noticed how often I compare myself to the fairy tale The Little Mermaid? I guess that moviepilot quiz was more accurate than I thought.

Go here to see which you belong in/are

Go here to see which you belong in/are

heading-banner11970857801243195263Andy_heading_flourish.svg.hi

For more on my “Little Mermaid” experiences, go to Walking on Pins and Needles

For more on The Little Mermaid, go to Waiter, There’s Some Disney in My Jane Austen

For more stories from my everyday life, go to When You Least Expect It

For more on Coco Chanel, go to These Shoes Were Made for Walking

Summertime

Well Happy First Day of Summer! I’m sure for many of you out there you are very happy about “seeing the sun again”.

Double double yay

However, we’ve had the sun and over 100 degree weather already.

too_hot_7215

So even though we’ve already been “celebrating”:

ItsTooHot-44191

I thought what better way to mark today than with a song?

musicnotes banner

Na-Na-Na- My Chemical Romance

Summertime by My Chemical Romance

So this song doesn’t really have anything to do with the Summer, but I just couldn’t help posting it today as the symmetry was so nice.

So this song comes off the Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys album. Like every album that MCR makes this one follows a story rather than being a collection of songs. In this one, the year is 2019, a post-apocalyptic California based on/referencing a lot of films (like Blade Runner, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Mad Max, The Karate Kid, Dredd/Judge Dredd, Star Wars etc.)

Each band member has an alter-ego Gerard Way being Party Poison”, Ray Toro is Jet Star, Frank Iero is Fun Ghoul, and Mikey Way is Kobra Kid. All of which look really hot in their rebel wear/masks. There is just something to be said for vigilantes who wear masks. 🙂

mCR

Anyways, this song is a love song.

Love Passion

Or at least this is how I interpret the song. To me the song is about these people growing up and living in this horrible world; doing their best to get by but scared that the next day they will give in and give up the fight; or even worse turn into the people they are fighting: “terrified of what I’d be
as a kid from what I’ve seen”.

i'mscared

But then they meet their match, and even though the world may be crumbling, love makes everything better. With them they can be happy, even in a world that is bleaker than bleak: “turn my headphones up real loud I don’t think I need them now ’cause you stopped the noise.”

iLoveyou

I really enjoyed the sweetness of the melody and the lyrics. To me it is how even when we are at our darkest moments, we can be lifted out by just one thing. One more fantastic number by MCR.

musicnotes banner

When the lights go out
Will you take me with you
And carry all this broken bone
Through six years down in crowded rooms
And highways I call home?
Something I can’t know ’til now.
‘Til you pick me off the ground
With a brick in hand, your lip-gloss smile,
Your scraped-up knees.

And if you stay I would even wait all night
Or until my heart explodes.
How long?
‘Til we find our way in the dark and out of harm
You can run away with me anytime you want

Terrified of what I’d be
As a kid from what I’ve seen
Every single day when people try
And put the pieces back together
Just to smash them down
Turn my headphones up real loud
I don’t think I need them now
‘Cause you stopped the noise.

And if you stay I would even wait all night
Or until my heart explodes.
How long?
‘Til we find our way in the dark and out of harm
You can run away with me anytime you want

Well, anytime you want
Well, anytime you want

Don’t walk away [3x]

‘Cause if you stay I would even wait all night
Or until my heart explodes.
How long?
Until we find our way in the dark and out of harm.
You can run away with me
You can write it on your arm
You can run away with me anytime you want

musicnotes banner

For more from the Danger Days album, go to Na-Na-Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

For more My Chemical Romance, go to I’m So FANcy!

For more of my favorite songs, go to Crocodile Rock

For more on Tiffanie Debartolo, go to Fanning All Over the Place

For more holiday posts, go to Dinner at Dad’s

Dinner at Dad’s

So Happy Father’s Day!

Here’s a bit of advice in celebrating. Kids:

DineratDadsStarWars

And Dads:

dad'sdon'tfightStarWars

 Thank you to all the dad’s who are there for their children and try their best. Enjoy your day!

heading-banner11970857801243195263Andy_heading_flourish.svg.hi

For more Father’s Day Posts, go to Dear Dad

For more Star Wars, go to The Dark, Dark, Dark Side

For more holiday posts, go to Who Ya Gonna Call?

Crasins Scones

mr knightley drinks tea

What goes better with a Jane Austen novel than scones? Nothing! As I just love to read my books with a good cup of tea and a scone I just had to reblog this post from my sister blog.

Mysterious Eats

thecatwhocookbook

Thoughts Before Baking:

I was going to a tea party and decided to bring some scones. The recipe in The Cat Who… Cookbook, that I got from my brother blog TheCatWhoWroteaBlog.wordpress.com sounded good but I didn’t have all the ingredients needed.

oopsmybad

So I had to substitute. Let’s see how these turn out.

baking banner

Ingredients:

  • 2 Cups of All-Purpose Flour
  • 1.5 Teaspoons Cream of Tartar
  • 3/4 Teaspoon Baking Soda
  • 1/8 Teaspoon of Salt
  • 1 Stick of Butter or Margarine, softened
  • 1 Egg, Beaten
  • 1/2 Cup of Crasins
  • 1/4 Cup of Milk
  • 3/4 Cup of Plain Yogurt
  • 1 Tablespoon Cream or Milk
  • 1 Tablespoon of Sugar
  • Clotted Cream
  • Cream Cheese
  • Jam

Directions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 400°.
  2. Sift or mix the flour, cream of tartar, baking soda, and salt together.
  3. Cut in the butter or margarine until the mixture is about the size of small peas.
  4. Add the egg, the crasins, milk, and…

View original post 122 more words