So yesterday I was driving my car and listening to the ’80s station on Amazon Prime Music. As I was listening to them, I was thinking how everyone has at least one ’80s power song they listen to-when they are sad, angry, hurt, happy. We all have at least one we love to crank out.
I mean we all have at least one, I have a gazillion.
So as I was listening, Every Rose Has It’s Thorn by Poison came on and it made me think of Mr. Darcy. If Mr. Darcy lived today, I believe that’s the song he would be playing.

Huh?
Well let me elaborate…
So imagine that Darcy has just told Elizabeth that he wants to marry her.
And she has said no.
Darcy is feeling pretty dumb.
And I’m sure that in today’s time he would have immediately texted Bingley and been told how very dumb he was.
So when Darcy got home and needed to crank out a song to feel better, Every Rose Has Its Thorn is the One to Play.
In the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside
Did my words not come out right

But I guess that’s why they say
Just like every night has it’s dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has it’s thorn
Yeah it does
Playing on the radio
Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and easy go
Has he ever felt like this
And I know that you’d be here right now
If I could let you know somehow

Just like every night has it’s dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has it’s thorn
Yeah it does
I can still feel so much pain
Like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals
But the scar, that scar will remain
Every rose, has its thorn
If I’d known what to say
Instead of makin’ love
We both made our separate ways

And now I’ve ruined my only chance with her!
And that I never meant that much to you
And to hear that tears me up inside
And to see you cuts me like a knife

Poor guy.
Don’t worry Darcy, it will get better.
For more on Mr. Darcy, go to Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife: Pride and Prejudice Continues
For more Pride and Prejudice, go to Jane Austen Bridal Shower
For more Poison, go to Nothing But A Good Time
For more ’80s music, go to Dancing With Myself