It’s the Most Woeful Time of the Year

I don’t know about you but I hate this time of year.

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Now for some it might be the weather, but I have no problem with that.

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No I hate this time of the year for different reasons. The first for Daylight Savings Time

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Why do we still continue to have it? We don’t really need it. We need to be like Hawaii and just get rid of it.

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My whole schedule is off, and I’m tired all the time as I’m still readjusting.

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And the abundance of sweets. We just had Valentine’s Day candy, Girl Scout Cookies, and now Easter candy and jelly beans are on sale. I feel so roly-poly.

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The thought of “summer clothes” and “summer body”, well…

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Then there is the weather. If it stuck to one thing that would be nice but instead it changes more than a woman on her period. It starts off cold, then is hot, then cold, then windy, then rainy, then super hot…

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I never know what to wear, but somehow always manage to pick the wrong thing.

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And then let’s talk about my skin…

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It’s so dry because of all these changes; but now it is hot so guess what that means? Time to crack out the sunscreen.

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 From here until fall I’m going be lathered in the stuff.

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Oh well. Only about 7 more months until October!

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For more on Daylight Savings Time, go to The Most Awful Time of the Year

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So what do I look for in a potential life mate?

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No I’m just kidding. That’s not what defines marriage for me. This is:

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Just kidding. Marriage is more than shared interests. There is so much more than needs to be a part of it.

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And of course, being a Christian, I’m also looking for this:

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Yep, eventually I’ll find the right guy.

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And I believe when I do find him, we’ll stay together forever.

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A Pirate’s Life is the Life for Me

So I’m not sure how many of you were aware of this, but today is “International Talk Like a Pirate Day“. And you all know how I feel about holidays!

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Yes I LOVE THEM. All of them! So of course I had to participate. I mean could I have really let this one pass by?

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So yes I talked in pirate speak! And as Krispy Kreme was giving away a free dozen doughnuts if you came dressed as a pirate:

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So of course did.

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A few years ago a group of us dressed up as pirates, so I still had my awesome costume. I put it on and sauntered over to the store, trying to be as Anne Bonny as I could.

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When I got there, I told the lady “Arr, I be commandeering this shop!”

And she gave me my doughnuts.

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Arr!! It be a good day. 🙂

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For more holiday posts, go to It’s A Jolly Holiday

For more pirates, go to Are You the Dread Pirate Roberts?

For more on just a normal day in the life, go to Walking on Pins and Needles

Are You the Dread Pirate Roberts?

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I found this online and loved it! I may not be him, but I will retire wealthy and in my case with a man many women would be jealous of, Cary Elwes (if only). But before I can retire I must ask you one thing:

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You should. It’s a very lucrative career.

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For more on The Princess Bride, go to Fantastic Fantasies

For more on Cary Elwes, go to Redone Done Right

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