Somebody Help Me Please

It’s that time of the year again. You know what I’m talking about, the time of the year when all willpower goes out the window. The time of the year when it is impossible to stop, the addicting qualities are just too high. You know what I’m talking about…

Yep. Usually it can be bit of a trouble, trying to trek down a girl scout to purchase my faves from.

This year one of the kids that comes to my work was selling them. When I saw the list I wanted to buy like every one of them.

I could only buy two as they are exorbitantly expensive. $5 a box?

But of course that’s not the real issue, now is it? Nope the real problem is not completely devouring every single cookies after you open the box.

I tell myself not to, that I should resist; but I just can’t seem to stop.

No, stop! Alright.

Cookie after cookie just seem to be ending up in my mouth.

If only there was an easier way to work off fat. Then I could eat whatever I want.

But that’s not going to happen. As all my willpower goes out the window I am in desperate need of someone keeping me on track, of stopping me from constantly eating.

But then I think of their deliciousness and I realize something:

So you know what, forget serving sizes! I’m going to eat what I want!

 I eat what I want!

I think I’m going to eat one right now in fact!

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Pizza Power

I love Pizza!

 

I mean how can you not, it is just an amazing creation. One of the best inventions ever!

I love Pizza

Every time is great for pizza, although I do have to admit that I think I order it more than I should.

I mean, when I eat it I think about how it is not the best thing in the world to be eating.

But hey, pizza fixes everything!

Yep!

I know I sound like a Ninja Turtle, but Pizza Power

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