Death By an Alarming Rate

So sometimes we have bad days.

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And sometimes we have horribly bad days that it is like how did we make it out alive?

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So I had major failure this morning.

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I almost killed myself with my alarm clock.

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Yes my alarm clock, how’s that for a wake up call?

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Somehow during the night I had pushed my alarm clock off the window sill and I guess from my twisting and turning it had wrapped itself around my neck, so when I woke up I almost strangled myself.

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To make things ever worse, I also accidentally shaved off a strand of my hair in the shower. Yeah, I just don’t know how I made it out in one piece today.

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What can I say?

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For more bad days, go to Just One of Those Days…Nights…No Days

For more stories of my everyday life, go to Runaround Suesanville

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True Success

Today as we honor those who have served our country and for those currently serving. I just wanted to leave us all with a few words from the amazing Winston Churchill:

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And to the troops thank you so much for everything you have done and for all the sacrifices you have made. I am so happy to live in a country that gives honor to those who deserve it for all that they do. Happy Memorial Day!

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To read the Veterans’ Day post, go to Let’s Hear it for the Boys

For more of my favorite quotes, go to Happy Birthday!

To read the last holiday post, go to Easter Risings