Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Roads

So it’s that time of the year again!

Happy-New-Year

It’s time for our year in review! This is a time to reflect on what the past year held for us, the big posts, what’s new, and what you all seemed to like the most. ūüėÄ Something I did this year that I have never done before is post every single day, in fact I have reached my 300th and 400th post in this year.

Double double yay

So even though what I have listed below may seem like a lot, especially compared to the previous year’s reviews, this post is actually only covering a few things. You really should check out the year yourself. To start at the beginning go here.

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1) The Views

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This year I had 31000 views!!!! Isn’t that amazing! I had only¬†9,542 views last year, which means this blog has widely grown! I have all of you to thank along with twitter and the good people at Buzzfeed who have been using my pics and linking them back to me. The top viewed day was October 11, in which I posted my review of¬†Scream 2,¬†It’s Happening Again, Isn’t It?: Scream 2.

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2) The Number One Post

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The number one post this year came during my 30 Days of Disney (see #17) in which I wrote about my favorite Disney princess. Since Disney has acquired Lucasfilm that makes Princess Leia a Disney Princess, and, in my opinion, the ultimate one. To read more go to A True Princess.

Second place went to a post from my first Valentine’s Day countdown,¬†Fulfilling the List: A Walk to Remember. In third was a post from my 2013 Halloween countdown,¬†I Saw Goody Osburn With the Devil: The Crucible. In fourth place a post dedicated to my sixth month anniversary,¬†Happy Anniversary. And rounding out this list we have in fifth place, a post all the way from my first holiday countdown,¬†Horrorfest,¬†A Monster Race: Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf.¬†

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3) The Followers

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So this community has really grown in numbers and I can not describe how pleased I am about that. We have gone from 14 followers in 2012 to 42 followers in 2013, and are now at 169. That’s amazing!

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So enough about the statistics and numbers! Let’s move on to what was covered this year and what changes I have made to the blog!

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4) Quotable Quotes

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I started a new category this year called¬†Quotable Quotes. These are different quotes from books or sayings that I just absolute adore. Since I’ve added it, I’ve had a gazillion of them posted. In fact, almost¬†every post has a quote or saying now incorporated in it. Be sure that 2015 will bring many more!

For more on Ayn Rand, go to In Their Proper Place: Metropolis (1927)

For more Quotes, go to The Final Chapter

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5) Social Media

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This year I have expanded myself throughout social media! I am on facebook, twitter, and tumblr. Follow me for extra goodies, including my #ManCandyMondays and #FilmFridays.

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6) Quizzes

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Go here to see who you are

Another new category I added this year was quizzes. Everyone loves personality quizzes, right? Well I’ve decided since I love to take them, that I might as well incorporate them in my posts. They are fun, and I always include the link so you can take your own.

For more Quizzes, go to What a Fanatic!

For more on Mean Girls, go to Food, Food, Food!

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7) Chinese New Year

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With 2014 we saw a return of the¬†Chinese New Year post, but it being a bit different. Because there are so many lovable Horse characters, I decided to list 14 of my favorite fictional horses from books and movies; instead of favorite moments involving horses. To read the post, go to¬†A Horse’s Tale.¬†

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8) Romance is in the Air: Part II

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I brought back my¬†Romance is in the Air: 14 Most Romantic Moments. I have to say some of them may be unusual, but my blog, my choices. The movies I covered were: It Happened One Night (1934), It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), Roman Holiday (1953), Mystic Pizza (1988), The Little Mermaid (1989), Anastasia (1997), Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas (2000), Princess Diaries (2001), The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002),¬†Love Actually (2003), The Notebook (2004), Persuasion (2007), Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II (2011),¬†and Catching Fire (2013)

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9) Scenes from My Life 

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As every year I like to include little snippets of my everyday life. Such as my brush with death in Final Destination: Bike Edition. A weird experience in the mall,¬†A Trip to the Mall Turns Into the Twilight Zone. Getting attacked in¬†Snow White of a Day. Phone harassment by an ex-girlfriend in¬†Do You Know Where Alex Is?¬†A teddy bear I could NOT get rid of no matter how hard I tried in¬†The Teddy Bear that Would NOT Die!¬†My views on clothes of the day in¬†Fashion Show. A day of incredibly BAD luck in¬†Just One of Those Days…Nights…No Days.¬†How ordering pizza can be more than ordinary in¬†Pizza Delivery. My attempt to start a revolution and its failure in¬†Viva La R√©volution. My attempts to dye my hair in¬†That Girl is Poison. An exercise attempt gone horribly wrong in¬†The Little Moreland.¬†A chance meeting with a really hunky guy in¬†Just a Moment.¬†How chickens really hindered my day in¬†Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?¬† And an attack by a Christmas Tree in¬†O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree.

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10) My Favorite Movie Lines

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As promised I brought this back! I tried to post every month 100 of my favorite movie lines: Episode III: Revenge of the My Favorite Movie Lines, Episode IV: A New Favorite Movie Lines List, Episode V: My Favorite Movie Lines List Strikes Back, Part VII: It Was Said One Night, Part VIII: The Little Movie Line List, and Part IX: Adventures in Movie Lines.

In June I did a whole post on my favorite Disney movie lines,¬†Episode VI: Return of the Favorite Movie Lines List.¬†In October I did a post on my favorite horror film lines,¬†Part X: The Movie List That Would Not Die.¬†And in November, I did an ’80s themed post:¬†Part XI: A Movie Lines List Excellent Adventure.

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11) Verne’s Back

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2014 saw the conclusion of the Verne Saga. Some of you may have read my Verne Saga, but for those of you who have never heard of it before, Verne was a guy who kept hitting on me and never leaving me alone. Everytime I thought it was over, he’d pop up again. Although this last sighting was the very last one…I hope.

To read the Verne Saga from the beginning,  go to Flirting With Disaster

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13) Honoring Pride and Prejudice

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Two years ago¬†marked the 100th birthday of¬†Pride and Prejudice and I was hoping to do extensive posts on the book; going over the novel, reviewing books based on it, movies, TV series, etc. Unfortunately, things happened and I was unable to continue. However, I did pick it up this year, and here are the posts I did on it. In¬†Flu Season¬†I talk about how Kitty is treated unfairly. In¬†Just Can’t Get a Break¬†I discussed how worse off Mary has it. In¬†First Impressions,¬†I talked about all the wrong things Mr. Darcy did when he was introduced to everyone. In¬†Oh NO YOU DIDN’T I wrote on Elizabeth’s reaction to Darcy calling her “tolerable.” In¬†The After Party, I wrote on how one always discuses what went on during a dance when it has ended. In¬†An Assembly Such As This, I reviewed Pamela Aidan’s first novel in the¬†Fitzwilliam Darcy, Gentleman series. Be assured there are plenty more to come.

Now when I was working on going through the novel, I decided it was unfair to the rest of the works to ignore them all. So what I have decided is that I am going to try and do all at the same time. Reading so many chapters in one, and matching that in all the others. Of course, along with doing books based on, films, etc. I have already started on Sense and Sensibility. 

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I have so far done only one post on it, A Family Affair, but there are plenty more coming. I also will be doing something on Emma as December 25th marks her 100th birthday as well.

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14) Painted Portrayals

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For Easter, I once again discussed different pieces of Art that depicted Christ. This year I chose¬†The Last Supper by¬†Juan de Juanes,¬†Duccio’s¬†Betrayal¬†of Christ,¬†and Reubens’¬†The Elevation of the Cross.¬†

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15) Musical Stylings of Me

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So I continued my posts of my favorite songs. This year I covered¬†The Final Countdown by¬†Europe,¬†Unbound (The Wild Ride) by¬†Avenged Sevenfold, Carry on Wayward Son by¬†Kansas, Na-Na-Na (Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na)¬†by¬†My Chemical Romance, Highway Star by¬†Deep Purple, Rock You Like a¬†Hurricane¬†by¬†The¬†Scorpions, Animal I Have Become¬†by¬†Three Days Grace,¬†and¬†In Love with the ’80s (Pink Tux to the Prom).¬†There will be many more as I love music!

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16) Scenes of Supernatural

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Since my love of Supernatural is extremely strong and I include stuff from them all the time (i mean they have a gif for everything), I have also included a Supernatural category this year. There is plenty in the past and even more of Supernatural in the future.

For more on Supernatural, go to I Before E, Especially After P

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17) 30 Day Challenge: Disney Edition

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Every day in the¬†month of June I did a post on something I love about Disney. I’m such a Disney girl, that these were hard choices but I was able to complete them all.¬†Day 1) Your Favorite Disney Princess,¬†Day 2) Your Favorite Disney Prince,¬†Day 3) Your Favorite Disney Heroine,¬†Day 4) Your Favorite Disney Animal,¬†Day 5) An Underrated Disney Movie,¬†Day 6) Your Favorite Disney Villain,¬†Day 7) Your Favorite Disney Male Sidekick,¬†Day 8) Your Favorite Disney Female Sidekick,¬†Day 9) A Disney Film You Like but Others Hate,¬†Day 10) The Most Aesthetically Pleasing Disney Film,¬†Day 11) Your Favorite Disney Song,¬†Day 12) Your Favorite Disney Love Song,¬†Day 13) Your Favorite Disney Villain Song,¬†Day 14) Your Least Favorite Disney Song,¬†Day 15) The First Disney Movie You Ever Saw,¬†Day 16)¬†A Disney Movie that Makes You Laugh,¬†Day 17) Your Least Favorite Disney Classic,¬†Day 18) Your Favorite Disney-Pixar,¬†Day 19) Your Least Favorite Disney-Pixar,¬†Day 20) Favorite Disney Sequel,¬†Day 21) A¬†Disney Movie that Makes Your Cry,¬†Day 22) Saddest Disney Death,¬†Day 23) Your Favorite Disney Theme¬†Park Ride,¬†Day 24) Your Favorite Disney Kiss,¬†Day 25) Your Favorite Disney Classic,¬†Day 26) Your Favorite Disney Original Movie (DCOM),¬†Day 27) Your Favorite Disney Hero,¬†Day 28) Your Favorite¬†Scene from Your Favorite Disney Movie,¬†Day 29)¬†Your Favorite Disney Remake, and¬†Day 30) Your Favorite Disney Character of All-Time.

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18) Getting Over a Heartbreak Series

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This July I started a series of songs to help someone get over a break up. I would post every Tuesday,¬†Thursday, and Saturday from July to September. It was a lot of work but fun as well. The songs I chose were¬†If It Means a Lot to You by¬†A Day to Remember,¬†The End by¬†Silverstein,¬†I Don’t Love You by¬†My Chemical Romance,¬†Now You’re Gone by¬†Everyday Sunday, Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley,¬†Good or Bad by¬†Action Item, Love Stinks by¬†The J. Geils Band, That’s What You Get¬†by¬†Paramore, Chin Up Kid by¬†Forever the Sickest Kids,¬†I’ll Be Alright Without You¬†by¬†Journey, For a Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic by¬†Paramore, Missing You¬†by John Waite,¬†Gone Forever by¬†Three Days Grace,¬†Put Me Out by¬†The Used, But It’s Alright¬†by Huey Lewis & the News,¬†Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson,¬†Move Along¬†by¬†The All-American Rejects,¬†Up and Up by¬†Relient K, Red Rubber Ball¬†by¬†The Cyrkle, Over You by Daughtry, I Don’t Want to Be in Love (Dance Floor Anthem) by¬†Good Charlotte, Here I Go Again¬†by¬†Whitesnake, Love Will Find a Way by Pablo Cruise,¬†Don’t Stop Believin’ by¬†Journey,¬†The Lining is Silver by¬†Relient K, Whip It by¬†Devo, Be Good to Yourself by¬†Journey, Any Way You Want It by¬†Journey, Unbound¬†by¬†Avenged Sevenfold, Here I Go by¬†Relient K, and I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.

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19) Harry Potter

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So this year I read all the Harry Potter books and saw all the movies. I am planning on doing a post on my thoughts of them soon. (I just have so many ideas and never enough time!) But because of that, I included a new category on Harry Potter and have mentioned it in many posts. And, yes I am a Slithryn, just like my favorite character Snape.

For more on the Harry Potter Series, go to When in Doubt

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20) Horrorfest III

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So this was the third installment of my horrorfest series, that is 31 days of horror films or Halloween episodes.

I covered the following films this year: Metropolis (1927),¬†The Wolf Man (1941), Shadow of a Doubt (1943), Laura (1944), ¬†Under Capricorn (1949), Dial “M” for Murder (1954), I Was A Teenage Werewolf (1957), Queen of Outer Space (1958), Jaws (1975), An American Werewolf in London (1981), The Terminator (1984), Scream (1996), Scream 2 (1997), Phantoms (1998), Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman (2000), Scream 3 (2000), Along Came a Spider (2001), The Ring (2002), When A Stranger Calls (2006), The Mist (2007), The Lovely Bones (2009), Vampires Suck (2010), The Wolfman (2010), ¬†Scre4m (2011), Godzilla (2014),¬†and¬†Gone Girl (2014).¬†

I also reviewed the following TV episodes:¬†Happily Ever Aftermath from¬†Grimm, Monster Movie from Supernatural,¬†Tuesday the 17th from¬†Psych, and Who’s Afraid of Cory Wolf? from¬†Boy Meets World,¬†

And I did a post on 100 of my favorite movie lines from horror films, Part X: The Movie List That Would Not Die. 

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21) The Fifth of November

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So celebrating the 5th of November isn’t exactly new as I have done it in the past. However, the last time I did it, it was on Doc Brown’s amazing idea of Time Travel. This year I did it on¬†V for Vendetta. To read the post, go to¬†Remember, Remember the 5th of November.

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22) Fandom Posts

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This year I started a series of posts on things I am a huge fan of or fandoms I am in. It was supposed to just be one post, but instead has become very many. I post every Sunday, with each post covering six of the things I fan over. So far I have covered: Agatha Christie, Alfred Hitchcock,  Anne of Green Gables, Archie Comics, The Avengers, Avenged Sevenfold, Awkward, Back to the Future, Batman, Bones, Boy Meets World, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Captain America, The Chronicles of Narnia, Copper, Criminal Minds, CSI, DanisNotOnFire/Dan Howell, Deadwood, Diagnosis Murder, Disney, Downton Abbey, Frank Peretti, The 4400, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Friday Night Lights, Game of Thrones, Garfield, Gilmore Girls, The Godfather, and Jane Austen

If you would like to check these out, go to Fanning All Over the Place, Simply Fantastic, Fantastic Fantasies, A Whole Lot of Fanfare, and What a Fanatic!

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23) Thanksgiving
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Two years ago I did a Thanksgiving post, and I decided to do it again this year. I not only talked about what I’m thankful for, but pie, Twin Peaks,¬†and Supernatural.

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Last year I mentioned I found this on Pinterest:

Jar of memories

But I ended up with so much stuff I actually had to do a shoebox full. Just so you all know, I will be posting on that shortly.

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So happy 2015 everybody!

And don’t forget to dress like this!

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And this!

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May this year be as awesome as always imagined!

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To read a review of the year 2013, go to Looking at the Past, Focusing on the Future

For the review of the year 2012, go to Looking Back, Moving Forward

For more on Back to the Future, go to Just a Friendly Reminder

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What is This Thing?: Phantoms (1998)

Just what is this thing? Chaos, chaos in the flesh.

Phantoms is a 1998 film that is based on the book by Dean Koontz. The story is very creepy, and I was surprised at how well the film was done. I thought it was going to be done in a very stupid, silly way; but it was the essence of creepiness. The only thing I didn’t care for was Liev Schreiber, I felt that he didn’t portray the character very well in the beginning. I wouldn’t have chosen Rose McGowan either, but she did surprisingly well. I loved Ben Affleck as the sexy Sheriff and love interest. I love Ben Affleck though, I mean who doesn’t? They changed the film from the book, as expected, but the changes do not destroy the film, thank goodness. If you’d like to watch the film go here. So the film starts out with Dr. Jennifer Pailey bringing her trouble-making sister Lisa to live with her. They are hoping the change of scenery will help straighten her out as she was involved with gang members in Los Angelas.

I want to go back to LA

When they reach the town, it is empty. Like really empty. There is no one out and about even though they are in a ski town, in the middle of winter with great snow.

Gilmore girls creep

They continue on home. When Jennifer gets there she finds her housekeeper dead. All the life had been sucked out of her and she looks burned.

[Note: Pic from The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms not Phantoms

[Note: Pic from The Giant Behemoth not Phantoms]

OMG

The girls are widely freaked and decided to head to the sheriff’s. But there is one problem, their car won’t work.

Oh no!

Oh no!

The girls hurry on to the sheriff’s office where they find a deputy, burned and blackened. He appears to have shot his gun at something, but they don’t find any traces of it, except shells. Dr. Jennifer grabs a gun and the two run off to the bakery, as it is getting dark and they are really freaked out. They head to the baker’s, running quickly as they hear sounds as if someone is following them. When they get there the oven goes off revealing severed heads!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

The girls are completely grossed out and confused when the Sheriff (who ex-FBI) finds them.

Hello Sexy!

Hello Sexy!

With him are his two deputies¬†Steve Shanning (Nicky Katt) and Stuart Wargle (Liev Shreiber) have come to investigate. They decide the best thing to do is go to the sheriff’s department, and just when they do every single horn, siren, whistle, bell, etc. goes off and then suddenly stops. The only lights left on are down on the Candleglow Inn up the street.

What the

They check it out and see that only four guests are registered. The Sheriff and Stu go upstairs, while the girls stay behind with deputy Steve.

While the sheriff is upstairs he goes into a room and starts looking through an opening in a closet. When he does he sees a vision of a young boy with a gun, which disappers. You see when the Sheriff was FBI he accidentally shot a boy, which made him quit and turn to small town life.

Aw! Look at his face. :(

Aw! Look at his face. ūüė¶

Stu goes in the other room and finds a beautiful, dead woman. He sits next to her and puts his hand up her leg…

ew! Gross Yuck

What a perv!

Certified Creepo Ribbon

Then the Sheriff walks in. He lets it go, even though he is severely grossed out as he knows what Stu was doing, but he needs every man he can get as he has no idea what the situation is.

The Sheriff has Stu watch the hall as he continues checking things out. Stu comes on to Lisa who tells him flat out no, she is not digging that.

I don't think so

Dr. Jennifer joins the Sheriff¬†and they discover that a bathroom locked from the inside (that has no other windows or doors) is empty, with something written on the mirror in lipstick. The writing says “Dr. Timothy Flyte‚ÄďThe Ancient Enemy“.

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The two have no idea who Dr. Flyte is but intend on finding out.  In another empty room they find a bunch of metal objects like jewelry, buttons, watches, gold teeth, a pacemaker, etc.; concluding that this thing, whatever it is strips a person completely of everything, if it chooses.

EW!

EW!

They go back into the lobby to regroup and figure out their next step. But then they suddenly hear a woman crying out “Help me!” and Deputy Steve rushes out to save her. The Sheriff¬†follows him, but when he gets outside all that is left of Steve is his shoes and a gun.

What the

They head back to the Sheriff’s office and put the dead deputy in a body bag. They then call for help‚Äďmilitary, Dr. Flyte, anybody, but the line was so bad they don’t know whether or not it went through.

AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! [Note: from When a Stranger Calls not Phantoms]

Bryce and Stu go through the dept. and pull out all their ammunition getting ready for‚Äďwhatever the thing is that is trying to attack them. The lights go out and the creature takes on a¬†Alien/The Thing (1982)¬†feel.¬†The next thing you know, Stu is dead.

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Too be honest, good riddance. He was a creep and I didn’t like him.

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They also put Stu in a body bag and wait out the night.

We then switch to another part of the country- Dr. Flyte.¬†Dr. Flyte (Peter O’Toole) is¬†a tabloid worker in New York City. He used to a professor at¬†Oxford, but they let him go as they felt his writings were “too silly”.

Phantoms Swine Peter O' Toole

 

Two FBI agents ask him to go to the small, winter, town of Snowfield to help solve what the “thing” is.

Back in Snowfield the three survivors are trying to figure out what to do next. Lisa tries to take a nap while the Sheriff tells Dr. Jen about how the monster called up the incident with the young boy. The two are interrupted when Lisa asks the Sherif to walk with her to the bathroom. He checks it and finds it clear. Lisa begins to smoke when she hears a squealing noise coming out of the drain.

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She checks out the bathroom stalls (much like Scream) and finds the Deputy Stu there!

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In the book the “Phantom thing” was more like the Blob from¬†The Blob (1958);¬†although it could take on the shape of other things, or create small phantom pieces of itself. In the film, however, the “Phantom” embodies the form of Stu, which is understandable from a filmmaker point of view. It doesn’t copying¬†The Blob at all, as I mentioned earlier copying The Thing. Just like¬†The Thing, the “phantom” takes on the appearance of something. This wasn’t a horrible decision as I bet it was easier to film. They also did a lot of blackout or limited lighting when the creature was in its true form, which allowed it to remain creepy as your imagination creates it. The director of¬†It (1990)¬†¬†should have used the same technique, it would have been a better film.

I didn’t really care for¬†Liev Schreiber, and thought he could have been much creepier. Instead he just comes off as a pervert. This film¬†has actually ruined him for me in all other films. When I watch¬†Kate & Leopold,¬†Scream, Scream 2, Scream 3,¬†Lee Daniel’s the Butler,¬†or X-Men Origins: Wolverine;¬†I keep expecting him to do something perverted to all the women.

Yes I am

Yes I am

Anyways, back to the story. So the Sheriff¬†goes into the bathroom and can’t find anything. They go down to check the body bags, but both are empty.

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AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile Dr. Flyte is on route to Snowfield with military General Leland Copperfield, some mobile labs, an armored strike van, etc‚Äďall ready to take on whatever the “thing” is. They ask Dr. Flyte about “the Ancient Enemy”. Dr. Flyte explains that there were creatures, he calls “Ancient Enemy” who are¬†amoeboid¬†shapeshifters. This Ancient Enemy rarely feeds, but when it does, the effects are devastating and it was theorized that the Enemy either caused or aided in the extinction of the dinosaurs, the destruction of the¬†Mayan civilization,¬†Roanoke¬†disappearance, the missing army of Nanking, China in 1939, etc. And the town appears to have been built on the home of one of these “Ancient Enemies”.

Mal_huh Whoa Wow

The group arrives to Snowfield and the three survivors come to meet the army. The next thing you know, “the thing” has taken out almost the whole team using its shape-shifting qualities and the pipes/sewers. Now these scenes are pretty intense. I was watching them and screaming and my roommates were all, are you ok? I highly recommend watching this film.

General Copperfield is last of the military to be killed; as a pair of oily black tentacles seeps up through the pavement, penetrates his hazmat suit, and smothers him.

[Note: From The Mist]

[Note: From The Mist]

This leaves Dr. Flyte, Sheriff Bryce, Jenny, and Lisa as the remaining survivors..

He’s dead but the “Phantom” uses his body as a mouthpiece and begins speaking to the crowd.

¬†“My Flesh. Study it. Write the gospel. But do not try to leave. Witnesses to the Miracle.”

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The body then falls to the ground and an oily black substance comes out along with a gecko, of which the group is supposed to get a sample of. Dr. Flyte begins to analyze the¬†sample, coming to the¬†conclusion it has lived in the depths of the earth for eons, growing to immense size, and absorbing knowledge from its prey. It can separate off parts of Itself to send as drones, warriors, phantoms, etc.‚Äďhaving them assume the shapes of anything or anyone It has absorbed; even of people or monsters from memories and dreams.With these, It has manipulated Bryce, Jenny, and Lisa into bringing Dr. Flyte here, to be Its prophet, and to write Its gospel. For It has begun to think of Itself as God–or the Devil. Indestructible. All-Powerful. Immortal. Unstoppable.

This is bad. Very bad.

This is bad. Very bad.

Dr. Flyte’s analysis reveals that It¬†is similar to oil and if they are able to make the same kind of bacteria that eats away at oil spills, they may just have a chance at¬†stopping it. They create cultures and prepare for the final battle.

Dr. Flyte goes out and calls to the creature.

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He tells It¬†that he needs to see all of it in order to write Its “gospel”. He says that the others are creating a weapon against It, that they don’t believe in It like he does. It¬†appears first as a single person, but then becomes all¬†400 residents of the town, merging and melding into one swirling mass, which resolves Itself into an immense, hideous, upright millipede.

The Sheriff, Jenny and Lisa run and fire the guns loaded with the bacteria culture ¬†into It. This causes It to scream. ¬†Jenny and Lisa run for shelter into the nearby deputy’s office, to reload their guns but are pursued by a drone of Deputy Stu.

Deputy Wargle: Oh, you've got some guns, ladies, you wouldn't shoot an unarmed man, would you? [both women cock shotguns and point them at him] Deputy Wargle: That's a dumb question.

Deputy Wargle: Oh, you’ve got some guns, ladies, you wouldn’t shoot an unarmed man, would you?¬†[both women cock shotguns and point them at him]¬†That’s a dumb question.

They empty their shotguns into him, knocking him down, and blowing away huge chunks of his legs and arms. Tentacles shoot out of his arm and leg stumps. The girls run away and and he follows, but is killed by Dr. Jen as she shoots him with the last of the culture.

The bigger entity is falling apart and the Sheriff¬†follows the last of It down into the sewer, finding him face to face with the boy that he killed. He hesitates, and while he does so, a tentacle shoots out of the boy’s mouth, and knocks him down. His gun with the culture is stolen by It. It pulls the vials out and starts taunting the Sheriff. In response to It’s mockings the Sheriff¬†pulls out his gun and shoots the vials, causing the bacteria to spread all over.

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With one final ear-shattering scream It is gone, and Bryce makes his way back to the others. As a helicopter arrives to rescue them, Dr. Flyte announces to the others that the Entity has won after all: It wanted him to tell the world, and that’s just what he’s going to do. Everything seems to end well, or well enough. Dr. Flyte has his story and will win back his prestige; Sheriff Bryce ¬†is no longer traumatized about killing¬†the boy; Dr. Jen and Sheriff Bryce have found each other; and Lisa and Dr. Jen have bonded. Sounds as perfect an ending you can get for a horror film.

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Uh, uh uh. Not quite yet!

We switch to a scene in a bar where Dr. Flyte is in TV talking about It and how it may still be out there waiting. One of the guys in the bar turns to his companion and says its a lot of hooey. A strange laugh is heard and at the end of the bar is Deputy Stu Wrangle, showing that It is still alive.

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So it really was a good film, and I’m telling you the scenes with the creature are super creepy!!! You’ll love them if you love scary movies!

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So unlike the other facebook cover pages I have made (and you should have guessed by now that practically every post has one) I made two for this one as the first one wasn’t working out right. Here’s the second one for those of you interested.

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Comment below which you think is better!

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