Whatever You Do Don’t Fall Asleep: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

 Whatever you do don’t fall asleep

Like a mentioned in the Friday the 13th post, I had wanted to watch the Big 3; Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street. Three classic horror films that changed the whole genre, generating countless sequels. While Friday the 13th and Halloween were actually good, Nightmare on Elm Street sucked. It was so, so, so, so bad. I was so disappointed in Wes Craven the Scream King, I thought it had so much potential to be better.

Shame on you Wes Craven

The beginning was awful as they tried to mimic Psycho, having the first character we are introduced to die off, but it was just done poorly. We never really had a sense of her character, so we never connected to Tina like we did to Janet Leigh’s character Marion.

The main lead character Nancy was just annoying. To be honest, I didn’t care whether she lived or not. I just wanted her off the screen.

I’m a Dermo

Freddy Kreuger was gross looking but not that scary.

But he does look and act like a child pedophile. It fits him perfectly. It’s really funny, but Freddy’s name was inspired by a bully who used to pick on Wes Craven all the time. I guess Wes got the final punch in that as he is now associated with a psycho-killer and pedophile.

The only really thing that is really good about this film is Johnny Depp.

Much better hair here than in The Secret Window.

This was the first acting job he had and the only reason he got it was because the producer’s daughter thought he was hot. Thank you for that, as this movie would have completely sucked without him.

When you watch the trailer it actually looks like it will be creepy, plus they have the freaky song.

The only creepy part is when Freddy comes through the phone and french kisses her. It was so gross, my friends and I all started screaming at the top of our lungs!

I’m your boyfriend now Nancy!

The end was really dumb too. Wes Craven’s original ending sounded so creepy and freaky; but he changed it for the dumbest thing ever.

I heard the newest film was pretty creepy and in that one Freddy isn’t a pedophile they kill, but he is an innocent man and that is why he is back to get revenge. I might check that one and see if it truly is better.

That’s our post for today! More to come! 2 Days ‘Till Halloween!

Here’s a cover page/poster for my facebook page as part of my countdown to Halloween

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To start Horrorfest from the beginning, go to I Don’t Belong in the World

For the previous post, go to When Horror Doesn’t Stay on the Screen

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For more on Freddy Krueger, go to Krueger Town

For more on psychopaths, go to I Can Be Your Best Friend Ot Your Worst Enemy

For more on Johnny Depp, go to The Only Thing That Matters is the Ending

For more films that spanned sequels, go to They’re Coming to Get You Barbara

For more films that suck, go to A Squashed Mess

A Deliciously Creepy Tale: Butterfinger the 13th (2011)

You can’t scream with your mouth full!

So last year I had an article pop up on my facebook newsfeed. This article talked about how Rob Lowe was creating a mini movie/webisode/webovie thing that was a parody of Friday the 13thand was supported and revolving around butterfingers. I saw the trailer and thought it looked interesting. However, I was not prepared for how awesome it was!

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It had some silly funny moments as it had all the classic components of Friday the 13th, along with the structure of “standard” horror films. It also had cheesy moments, but then some truly creepy parts. It also made me want to eat butterfingers, which I had none of.   😦

To be honest, I never should have doubted Rob Lowe. Not only is he sexy and a talented actor, we can also add fantastic director to his resume. (I love Rob Lowe! The Outsiders sealed the deal for me)

Anyways, you should definetly check it out, it is one great story! Just don’t forget to have a butterfinger handy.

Oooooo! We have made it all the way to 13th posts! One has been posted everyday! Yay! Only 18 more to go! Happy Halloween everyone, I hope you have been enjoying this countdown as much as I have.

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To start Horrorfest from the beginning, go to I Don’t Belong in the World

To read the previous post, go to Camp Blood

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For more on Friday the 13th, go to Hello? Is There a Killer in My Kitchen?

For more on Butterfingers, go to Candy, Candy, Candy

For more horror parodies, go to Grimwood Ghoul’s Gym Teacher

For more psychological thrillers, go to The Only Thing That Matters is the Ending