It’s the Most Woeful Time of the Year

I don’t know about you but I hate this time of year.

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Now for some it might be the weather, but I have no problem with that.

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No I hate this time of the year for different reasons. The first for Daylight Savings Time

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Why do we still continue to have it? We don’t really need it. We need to be like Hawaii and just get rid of it.

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My whole schedule is off, and I’m tired all the time as I’m still readjusting.

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And the abundance of sweets. We just had Valentine’s Day candy, Girl Scout Cookies, and now Easter candy and jelly beans are on sale. I feel so roly-poly.

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The thought of “summer clothes” and “summer body”, well…

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Then there is the weather. If it stuck to one thing that would be nice but instead it changes more than a woman on her period. It starts off cold, then is hot, then cold, then windy, then rainy, then super hot…

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I never know what to wear, but somehow always manage to pick the wrong thing.

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And then let’s talk about my skin…

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It’s so dry because of all these changes; but now it is hot so guess what that means? Time to crack out the sunscreen.

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 From here until fall I’m going be lathered in the stuff.

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Oh well. Only about 7 more months until October!

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Somebody Help Me Please

It’s that time of the year again. You know what I’m talking about, the time of the year when all willpower goes out the window. The time of the year when it is impossible to stop, the addicting qualities are just too high. You know what I’m talking about…

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Yep. Usually it can be bit of a trouble, trying to trek down a girl scout to purchase my faves from.

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This year one of the kids that comes to my work was selling them. When I saw the list I wanted to buy like every one of them.

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I could only buy two as they are exorbitantly expensive. $5 a box?

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But of course that’s not the real issue, now is it? Nope the real problem is not completely devouring every single cookies after you open the box.

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I tell myself not to, that I should resist; but I just can’t seem to stop.

No, stop! Alright.

No, stop! Alright.

Cookie after cookie just seem to be ending up in my mouth.

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If only there was an easier way to work off fat. Then I could eat whatever I want.

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But that’s not going to happen. As all my willpower goes out the window I am in desperate need of someone keeping me on track, of stopping me from constantly eating.

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But then I think of their deliciousness and I realize something:

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So you know what, forget serving sizes! I’m going to eat what I want!

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 I eat what I want!

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I think I’m going to eat one right now in fact!

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For more on Girl Scout Cookies, go to It’s That Time of the Year Again

For more on eating, go to Always There for You

It’s That Time of the Year Again

So it’s that time of the year again.

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Seriously, when the girl scout cookies come out its over. Don’t even try to hold back as you just know:

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No, stop! Alright.

No, stop! Alright.

I always tell myself that I will buy one box of Thin Mints, but usually end up with the Mints and Tagalongs, or Samoas, or Savannah Smiles, or…. Even though they’ve hiked up the prices to be being $5

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I know, right? And you know the only reason they get away with it is that they aren’t sold all year round. Those jerks.

And you know once you start eating, it doesn’t just stop. Nope, you eat and eat and eat and eat, etc.

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And as you eat and eat and eat, etc. It gets to the point where you start telling yourself this so that you feel better.

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You know those people who are always trying to prove who’s the stronger one? Well:

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Writing this so makes me want to eat some. I mean seriously, I need someone to watch me with those things.

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I sometimes think I need someone to keep me on track.

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But then I think screw it!

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