Let me just say that I am terrible at flirting…
It actually pretty ironic, because if I know a guy doesn’t like me, or I’m just hanging out with guys talking to them, people say I flirt like crazy; that I’m a natural at it. Unfortunately I can’t actually willingly flirt.
The worst is when a guy tries to flirt with me. I’m am the worst person to try to flirt with. Instead of being all cute back, I just become extremely unresponsive. It’s an automatic reaction.
The other day I was sitting reading, while waiting to meet with a friend, and this guy comes out and says to me
“Whoa! What a BIG-A** BOOK!”
He then decided to sit across from me and started telling me all kind of things about himself, intent on impressing me.
Im my head I was like “Who is this guy?”
So his name was Verne, he is from the San Francisco area, and wants to be a lawyer. That last fact he repeated constantly, telling me over and over again how he was going to be a lawyer, what type, how cool it will be, the money that he will be making…
I just sat there nodding my head, and saying ok in a neutral tone. I was not very impressed.
Eventually my friend came and claimed her seat, forcing him to leave and continue on his way.
This is my usual MO, neutral tone, total ice queen, hardly offering any details myself. I always feel sorry for the poor suckers that try to flirt with me. I’ve never met a guy who was able to get me reciprocate back. I guess I’m just a Mr. Darcy, too cool to others.
No expression on the face.
The story doesn’t end there. To continue to part two go to Bowled Over.
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For more on Pride and Prejudice, go to Darcy’s Dream Date
For more on Mr. Darcy, go to Mr. Darcy: Man of Dreams
For more on Hercules, go to Doors of Death
For more on Disney, go to Cinderelly, Cinderelly
For more on Harry Potter, go to Even After All This Time
For more on everyday life, go to Where Or Where Can It Be?
