Is Mr. Darcy Out There?

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Now I’m not talking about a “Mr. Darcy”

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Don’t Stop Believing!

But I mean a “real” Mr. Darcy.

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Let me explain. So the other day I helped someone at work who’s last name was Darcy.

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It was an older woman and I began thinking, does she have a son or grandson? And if she does did would she (or his parents) name him Fitzwilliam so he could be Fitzwilliam Darcy?

Really?

How cool would that be if you met a “real” Mr. Darcy? If you married a “real” Mr. Darcy!

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I have always said to my friends if I ever married someone with a last name Stewart, and I had a son I’d name him Jimmy, so it was James Stewart. Marry someone with last name Wayne? The son is going to be Bruce. And the same goes for girls; last name Fisher, first name Carrie. And on and on. I think it would be hilarious!

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Well whether he is a real Darcy or a “Mr. Darcy”, one day I’ll find him.

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For more on Mr. Darcy, go to Waiter, There’s Some Disney in My Jane Austen

For more on Pride & Prejudice, go to Bridget Jones’ Diary (2001)

For more Austen men, go to Captain Wentworth’s Diary

Time is the Most Important Thing

Time is the greatest gift you can give another person.

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After all everything else fades away, breaks, wears out; but those memories and times you spent together will live on forever. Passed from memory to memory, person to person.

Not only is this the most important thing in any relationship, but romantic ones espechially.

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After all, that is really what we girls want.

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Of course, this additional perk would be nice.

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A girl can dream!

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For more bookish posts, go to Speed Racer

How to Meet the Perfect Guy

It’s actually much easier than you thought. Here’s all you have to do.

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Because if this happens, you know he is perfect.

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Think of all the phan-tastical fun we would have!

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For more Phantom of the Opera, go to Fantom of the Opera

For more on looking for the perfect guy, go to It Doesn’t Exist

All That Glitters is Not Gold

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Sometimes you find something that you think is all that but in reality it is nothing.

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Amen to that!

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It’s the sad truth. But I’m not worried:

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Eventually I’ll meet the right guy who will appreciate me.

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For more quotes, go to Sleep is Not Important

It Doesn’t Exist

Ever feel as if finding the right guy is impossible?

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It’s like every guy you know is a loser.

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That is if you can even meet single men.

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They have the worst lines (I wrote a whole post on that). I mean one time I had the same guys in a corvette hit on me two days in a row. You’d think they’d get the point that I’m not interested and that they should really invest in some new lines.

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Not to mention how guys seem to treat girls these days. The act like you are just a commodity and that you need to be giving of your whole self just because they’re willing to drop a couple bucks for food.

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And if you refuse they call you names and say that you are being a prude, poor sport, b*****, or worse.

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No wonder we girls are obsessed with fictional men.

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It sometimes feels as if you will never find anybody. As Marianne in Sense and Sensibility puts it:

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I mean aren’t there any good men anymore?

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But don’t give up.

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That dream guy is out there. It may take him a while, but eventually you two will meet up.

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For more on Marianne Dashwood, go to Some Things Never Change

For more Sarah Dessen, go to The Final Chapter

For more on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, go to Food, Food, Food!