Here we are again! Another movie list! Hope You all enjoy it!
401)”Henry: I feel as if my skin is the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once.”–Ever After (1998)
402)”Waldo Lydecker: In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention.”–Laura (1944)
403)”John Ballantine: That Freud stuff’s a bunch of hooey.”–Spellbound (1945)
404)”Doc: Your future hasn’t been written yet. No one’s has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, both of you.!”–Back to the Future Part III (1990)
405)”[after DaVinci opens a locked door by removing the pins from the hinges]
Louise: Why, that was pure genius!
Leonardo da Vinci: Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!”–Ever After (1998)
406)”Van Pelt:[to Alan] End of the line sonny Jim.”–Jumanji (1995)
407)”Shelby Carpenter: I can afford a blemish on my character, but not on my clothes.”–Laura (1944)
408)”Bruno: My theory is that everyone is a potential murderer.”–Strangers on a Train (1951)
409)”Adrienne Fromsett: [Adrienne pitches Marlowe’s story to publisher Derace Kingsby] And he’s a very well-known private detective. That’s what makes the stuff so authentic. So full of life and vigor and heart. So full of… what would you say it was full of, Mr. Marlowe?
Philip Marlowe: Short sentences.”–Lady in the Lake (1947)
410)”Danielle:[About all the books in the library] I could no sooner choose a favorite star in the heavens.–Ever After (1998)
411)Sam Baldwin: She wants to meet me at the top of the Empire State Building. On Valentine’s Day.
Suzy: It’s like that movie. –
Sam: What movie?
Suzy: An Affair To Remember. Did you ever see it?Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr. She’s gonna meet him at the top of the Empire State Building…only she got hit by a taxi. And he waited and waited. And it was raining, I think. And then…she’s too proud to tell him…that she’s, uh…[starts to cry]crippled. And he’s too proud to find out why she doesn’t come. But he comes to see her anyway. I forget why, but, oh…Oh, it’s so amazing when he comes to see her because…[crying more]he doesn’t even notice that she doesn’t get up to say hello. And he’s very bitter. And you think that he’s just gonna walk out the door…and never know why she’s just lying there, you know, on the couch…with this blanket over her shriveled little legs.[sobbing] Are you all right? – She’s fine. Suddenly he goes, “I already sold the painting.” And he like goes to the bedroom…and he looks and he comes out and he looks at her and he kind of just…They know and then they hug. And it’s so…–Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
412)”Mark McPherson: I must say, for a charming, intelligent girl, you certainly surrounded yourself with a remarkable collection of dopes.”–Laura (1944)
413)”Rachel Cooper: A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. Neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Wherefore by their fruits, ye shall know them.”–Night of the Hunter (1955)
414)”Richard Harland: When I looked at you, exotic words drifted across the mirror of my mind like clouds across the summer sky.”–Leave Her to Heaven (1945)
415)”Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.”–The Blues Brothers (1980)
416)”Young Sarah: At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.”–Jumanji (1995)
417)”Gang Leader: Don’t f*** with the Lords of Hell.
[Chris picks up the knife and shoves it in the gang leader’s face]
Chris: Don’t f*** with the babysitter.”–Adventures in Baby-sitting (1987)
418)”Louise “Gypsy Rose Lee” Hovick: Nobody laughs at me! Because I laugh first. At me! Me, from Seattle! Me, with no education. Me, with no talent, as you kept reminding me my whole life! Well, Mama look at me now. I’m a star! Look! Look how I live! Look at my friends! Look where I’m going! I’m not staying in burlesque! I’m moving, mabye up, maybe down! But wherever it is, I’m enjoying it. I’m having the time of my life! Because for the first time, it is my life! And I love it. I love every second of it! And I’ll be damned if you’re gonna take it away from me! I am Gypsy Rose Lee! And I love her! And if you don’t, you can just clear out now!”–Gypsy (1962)
419)”Alan Parrish: Don’t worry. I’ve done this before. Once.”–Jumanji (1995)
420)”[outside Pierre Le Pieu’s castle]
Danielle: What are you doing here?
Henry: [sheepishly] I uh… I came to… rescue you.”–Ever After (1998)
421)”Gun salesman: [to Van Pelt, who is purchasing a new gun] You’re not a postal worker, are you?”–Jumanji (1995)
422)”Waldo Lydecker: I cannot stand these morons any longer. If you don’t come with me this instant I shall run amok.”–Laura (1944)
423)”Johnnie Aysgarth: If you’re going to kill someone, do it simply.”–Suspicion (1941)
424)”Judy Shepherd: [sarcastically] Is he the reason you didn’t wanna play?
Sarah Whittle: [scoffs] You didn’t want to play either, Mr. We-Started-Something-26-Years-Ago-And-Now-We’ve-Gotta-Finish-It?”–Jumanji (1995)
425)”Henry: How do you do it?
Henry: Live each day with this kind of passion. Don’t you find it exhausting?”–Ever After (1998)
426)”Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.”–Jumanji (1995)
427)”Shelby Carpenter: I don’t know a lot about anything, but I know a little about practically everything.”–Laura (1944)
428))”Donkey: Hey, what’s your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh?
Shrek: Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with ME! People take one look at me and go “Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!” They judge me before they even know me – that’s why I’m better off alone…
Donkey: You know, Shrek… when we first met, I didn’t think you were a big, stupid, ugly ogre.
Shrek: Yeah, I know.”–Shrek (2001)
429)”Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.–The Blues Brothers (1980)
430)”Henry: I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love… But I would feel like a king if you, Danielle De Barbarac, would be my wife.”–Ever After (1998)
431)”Brad: My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch?!–Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
432)”Laura Hunt: By stooping so low you only degrade yourself.”–Laura (1944)
433)”Johnnie Aysgarth: He’s not exaggerating a thing, dear. It’s all true, every word he isn’t saying.”–Suspicion (1941)
434)”Judy Shepherd: There’s a lion in my aunt’s bedroom. What am I supposed to do about that?
Alan Parrish: What do I look like, a Ringling Brother?”–Jumanji (1995)
435)”Elwood: [Police have surrounded the Blues Brothers concert] … And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois’s law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time…”–The Blues Brothers (1980)
436)”Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission – monkeys slow the expedition.”–Jumanji (1995)
437)”Chris: Brad, no chocolate! Your acne! Sarah. It is time for your cough syrup. Daryl, fasten the seat belt!
Sarah: She’s definitely losing it.
Chris: I am not losing anything, I am still in control here!”–Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
438)”Graham Bloomwood: [talk to Rebecca] Life is like a swap meet. You never know when great riches… are going to turn up unexpectedly.”–Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
439)”Alan Parrish: Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it’s your turn, Peter.”–Jumanji (1995)
440)”Henry: Please, Danielle…
Danielle: Say it again.
Henry: I’m sorry.
Danielle: No, the part where you said my name.”–Ever After
441)”Judy Shepherd: [reading the sign on the board] ‘A law of Jumanji having been broken, you will slip back even more than your token’.
Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd: No, I tried to drop the dice so they’d land on twelve.
Sarah Whittle: Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be cheating.”–Jumanji (1995)
442)”Mark McPherson: I suspect no one, and I suspect everyone.”–Laura (1944)
443)”Wally: Oh boy! I’m so smart it’s a disease!”–Mildred Pierce (1945)
444)”Alan Parrish: I’m terrified. But my father says you should always face what you’re afraid of.”–Jumanji (1995)
445)”Pinocchio: I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy!
Captain of Guards: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.”–Shrek (2001)
446)”Peter Shepherd: Need a hand? Well, you just wait. We’ll help you out. We each have eight.”–Jumanji (1995)
447)”Louise: “I love you” is such an inadequate way of saying I love you. It doesn’t quite describe how much it hurts sometimes.”–Possessed (1947)
448)”Donkey: That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly!”–Shrek (2001)
449)”Matt Murphy: What they want to eat?
Mrs. Murphy: The tall one wants white bread, toasted, dry, with nothin’ on it.
Matt Murphy: Elwood.
Mrs. Murphy: And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.
Matt Murphy: And Jake. S***, the Blues Brothers!”–The Blues Brothers (1980)
450)”Gypsy Leader: M’lady, you may have anything you can carry.
Danielle: [glances at the Prince] May I have your word on that, sir?
Gypsy Leader: [considers for a moment] On my honor as a gypsy, whatever you can carry.
[Danielle lifts the Prince over her shoulders and begins to walk off with him. The gypsies laugh]
Gypsy Leader: [laughing] Wait! Please! Come back! I’ll give you a horse!”–Ever After (1998)
451)”Chris: I don’t think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
Brad: If they do, I’d ask them for a buck more an hour.”–Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
452)”Stella Meredith: But you must be brilliant.
Roderick Fitzgerald: Oh, dazzling. People have to wear sunglasses.”–The Uninvited (1944)
453)”Donkey: I’m all alone, there’s no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there’s no one to deride me! But ya gotta have friends…”–Shrek (2001)
454)”Hunter Van Pelt: Any last words?
[Alan looks down and notices his game piece moving to the end of the board, after which the word “Jumanji” appears]
Alan Parrish: [quietly] Jumanji.”–Jumanji (1995)
455)”Elwood: [during “Everybody Needs Somebody to Love”] People, when you do find that special somebody, you gotta hold that man, hold that woman! Love him, please him, squeeze her, please her! Signify your feelings with every gentle caress, because it’s so important to have that special somebody to hold, to kiss, to miss, to squeeze, and please!”–The Blues Brothers (1980)
456)”Judy Shepherd: There is a lesson you will learn: sometimes you must go back a turn.”–Jumanji (1995)
457)”Daryl: Don’t touch it! It could get infected, Jesus! He could get anything – Tetanus, rabies, scabies, emphysema!”–Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
458)”Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”–Shrek (2001)
459)”Eric Liddell: You came to see a race today. To see someone win. It happened to be me. But I want you to do more than just watch a race. I want you to take part in it. I want to compare faith to running in a race. It’s hard. It requires concentration of will, energy of soul. You experience elation when the winner breaks the tape – especially if you’ve got a bet on it. But how long does that last? You go home. Maybe you’re dinner’s burnt. Maybe you haven’t got a job. So who am I to say, “Believe, have faith,” in the face of life’s realities? I would like to give you something more permanent, but I can only point the way. I have no formula for winning the race. Everyone runs in her own way, or his own way. And where does the power come from, to see the race to its end? From within. Jesus said, “Behold, the Kingdom of God is within you. If with all your hearts, you truly seek me, you shall ever surely find me.” If you commit yourself to the love of Christ, then that is how you run a straight race.”–Chariots of Fire (1981)
460)”Pierre Le Pieu: I may be twice your age, child, but I’m well endowed.
[Danielle turns away to another basket]
Pierre Le Pieu: As evidenced by my estate, I’ve always had a soft spot for the less fortunate. You need a wealthy benefactor – and I need a young lady with spirit.
Danielle: [looks up and smiles] Prunes?”–Ever After (1998)
461)”Sarah Whittle: You’re almost there with much at stake, but now the ground begins to quake…”–Jumanji (1995)
462)”Sherry Wilson: I asked for nothing, I expected nothing and I got nothing.
Vince Everett: Well, what’d you expect for nothing?”–Jailhouse Rock (1957)
463)”Mildred: Friendship’s much more lasting than love.”–Mildred Pierce (1945)
464)”Harold M. Abrahams: If I can’t win, I won’t run!
Sybil Gordon: If you don’t run, you can’t win.”–Chariots of Fire (1981)
465)”[threatening Pierre le Pieu to back off, holding a sword and dagger dangerously close to him]
Danielle: My father was an excellent swordsman, monsieur. He taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel to nose.”–Ever After (1998)
466)”Sarah Whittle: Well, a little rain never hurt anybody!
Alan Parrish: Yeah, but a lot can kill you! Come on!”–Jumanji (1995)
467)”Jake: Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a *police* car!”–The Blues Brothers (1980)
468)”Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!”–Shrek (2001)
469)”Lord Cadogan: Don’t be impertinent, Liddell!
Eric Liddell: The impertinence lies, sir, with those who seek to influence a man to deny his beliefs!”–Chariots of Fire (1981)
470)”Henry: I have not slept for fear I would wake to find all this a dream.”–Ever After (1998)
471)”Gregory Anton: I knew from the first moment I saw you that you were dangerous to me.
Brian Cameron: I knew from the first moment I saw you that you were dangerous to her.”–Gaslight (1944)
472)”Norma Desmond: I *am* big. It’s the *pictures* that got small.”–Sunset Boulevard (1950)
473)”[Shrek discovers the seven dwarves have placed Snow White on his kitchen table]
Shrek: Oh, no no no no! Dead broad OFF the table!”–Shrek (2001)
474)”Monsieur Hood: I steal from the rich and give to the needy…
Merry Man: He takes a wee percentage…
Monsieur Hood: But I’m not greedy – I rescue pretty damsels, man I’m good!
Merry Men: What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!”–Shrek (2001)
475)”Brad: [to Joe Gipp] Sir. Would you please take us to the next corner, and drop us off?
Joe Gipp: [chuckling] In this neighborhood? Hey, I wouldn’t even get out of the car in this neighborhood.
Brad: Could you drop us off at the nearest mall?
Joe Gipp: A mall? Where y’all think we’re at, Boise, Idaho? Shooo!”–Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
476)”Paula Alquist Anton: If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I’m mad, I’m rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!”–Gaslight (1944)
477)”Norma Desmond: They took the idols and smashed them, the Fairbankses, the Gilberts, the Valentinos! And who’ve we got now? Some nobodies!”–Sunset Boulevard (1950)
478)”Homicide Detective: Can I help you?
Frank Bigelow: I’d like to see the man in charge.
Homicide Detective: In here…
Frank Bigelow: I want to report a murder.
Homicide Captain: Sit down. Where was this murder committed?
Frank Bigelow: San Francisco, last night.
Homicide Captain: Who was murdered?
Frank Bigelow: I was.”–D.O.A. (1950)
479)”Alan Parrish: [while being sunk in the wooden floor as quicksand] Stop giving me things that come apart!”–Jumanji (1995)
480)”Eric Liddell: God made countries, God makes kings, and the rules by which they govern. And those rules say that the Sabbath is His. And I for one intend to keep it that way.”–Chariots of Fire (1981)
481)”Waldo Lydecker: How singularly innocent I look this morning.”–Laura (1944)
482)”Joe Gillis: Audiences don’t know somebody sits down and writes a picture; they think the actors make it up as they go along.”–Sunset Boulevard (1950)
483)”Tomek Zaleska: That’s the trouble with being innocent – you don’t know what really happened.”–Call Northside 777 (1948)
484)”Tarquin: Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Because nobody checks up on Finland,Tarkie. “–Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
485)”His Royal Highness, Edward, Prince of Wales: There are times when we are asked to make sacrifices in the name of that loyalty. And without them our allegiance is worthless. As I see it, for you, this is such a time.
Eric Liddell: Sir, God knows I love my country. But I can’t make that sacrifice. “–Chariots of Fire (1981)
486)”Albert Collins: Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.”–Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
487)”Gingerbread Man: NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!”–Shrek (2001)
488)”Brad: [grabs him by the collar] I’d love to hit you. I’d love to pound on your face!
Mike: Yeah? Go ahead.
Brad: But I won’t. You’re so slimy, I won’t sink to your level.
Daryl: I will.
[kicks Mike]”–Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
489)”Alan Parrish: Play the game, Sarah.
Sarah Whittle: [whispering] Oh, no, no, no.
Alan Parrish: All right. Just give me the dice, and you can go home. You don’t have to play.
Sarah Whittle: Oh, thank you.
[Sarah gives Alan the dice but moves his hand making Sarah roll as Alan laughs for fun]
Sarah Whittle: [loses it] Oh, my god! How could you do that?
Alan Parrish: It’s the law of the jungle, Sarah. You’ll get used to it.”–Jumanji (1995)
490)”Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma’am. We’re musicians.”–The Blues Brothers (1980)
491)”Waldo Lydecker: Love is eternal. It has been the strongest motivation for human actions throughout history. Love is stronger than life. It reaches beyond the dark shadow of death.”–Laura (1944)
492)”Norma Desmond: Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”–Sunset Boulevard (1950)
493)”Doc: What idiot dressed you in that outfit?
Marty McFly: You did”–Back to the Future Part III (1990)
494)”Alan Parrish: Okay, it’s my turn. I got it! “Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench.”
495)”Becky: He said hello, and what did you say?
Annie: All I could say was hello…
Becky: It’s a sign.
Annie: It’s a sign that I have watched this movie too many times.”–Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
496)”Rebecca Bloomwood: They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.”–Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
497)”Jonah:[About Sam and Annie] Your hearts are like puzzles with missing pieces. And when you get together, the puzzle’s complete.–Sleepless in Seattle
498)”Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: What’s your name, dude?
Marty McFly: Uh, Mar- Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.”–Back to the Future Part III (1990)
499)”Princess Fiona: [shocked] What kind of knight ARE you?
Shrek: One of a kind.”–Shrek (2001)
500)”Marty McFly: [arriving in 1955] Oh, this is heavy, Doc. I mean, it’s like I was just here yesterday.
Doc: You were here yesterday, Marty.”–Back to the Future Part II (1989)
For more of my favorite lines go to Episode IV: A New Favorite Movie Lines List
For more on Back to the Future go to Fashion Show
For more on Shrek go to I Wouldn’t Change You, Darling
For more on Sleepless in Seattle go to Anything Can Happen
For more on Strangers on a Train go to I Wanna Get Off This Ride