Sometimes life isn’t fair.
You know what I’m saying?
Well as the Grandpa from The Princess Bride so rightly stated:
Every time I bring a girl over, you try to eat her! It’s not fair!
So I LOVED this movie! I found it so freakin’ hilarious, OMG.
So I am not a fan of the Twilight series, never read them and never seen them (except for the one time my friend and I watched part of it with the audio off and made the characters say funny things and Everything Wrong With Twilight). All my friends were into it, and at my school people would get into literal fights over who was better Jacob or Edward. It was like Raider and 49er fans fighting, but much worse. I was never team Edward or Jacob but:
I had friends who were hardcore fans (Twihards as I called them) and told me everything, but I couldn’t find it that interesting. I thought it was just a rehash of old things:
Anyways, so this movie came out in 2010 and when I saw the trailer, I was intrigued as it looked really funny.
And it was! The jokes were spot on, not only spoofing the film but the pop culture of the day.
From Edward’s strange, crazy ways.
To Jacob’s constant stripping and showing his body.
To the fights girls would have over the guys.
It even has a cameo of Buffy the vampire slayer.
It was so great I wanted to watch it again. You should definitely check it out.
To start Horrorfest III from the beginning, go to Even a Man Pure of Heart
For the previous post, go to But the Book, It Will Never Close…
For more on Vampires, go to When the Itsy-Bitsy Spider is No Longer Itsy-Bitsy
For more on werewolves, go to Who’s Afraid of Cory Wolf?
For more parodies, go to All I Know About Trilogies is That in the Third One, All Bets are Off
For more modern teenage remakes, go to Unleash the Savage Instincts that Lie Hidden Within
For more films based on a book, go to I Was Here for a Moment. And Then I Was Gone
For more on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, go to You Can’t Have Just One!
For more on Everything Wrong With, go to Let Them Fight
For more fangirl posts, go to How I Differ From Others
So today I had a complete What the heck moment.
I was walking along home…
When I ran into a guy wearing a t-shirt with a faux eye test on it.
He also had sunglasses on, so I couldn’t tell who he was. And he had headphones in his ears.
Anyways so as I was walking, clearly not thinking, I come up to him and say:
That’s not fair
He looked at me brightly and said:
Oh HEY! (Ha, he thought he knew me. *snicker*)
[Guy takes off earphones] What did you say?
I now feel incredibly awkward…
I then reply:
Your shirt, it’s not fair! You want to read it and try to but the person always walks away from you.
We both then do an awkward good-bye laugh. And separate.
As I’m walking back to my room I start laughing at how silly that guy was to think we knew each other. I had never met him before in my life.
But then I start thinking, maybe I’m the one who was acting dumb! What if I did know him and did’t recognize him with the sunglasses? Do I know him?
I just don’t know.
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