A survivor… unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
So you know what I always say about sequels & remakes:
But this is one series that I actually prefer the sequel over the original. I think Aliens surpasses Alien.
I know, I know. What is wrong with me?
I really think it is only because I watched the films in reverse. If I had seen Alien before Aliens, I’m sure I would think differently.
Hmm…
Anyways, so the film begins with a crew of people of the Nostromo being awakened early and far from home.
Apparently the ship heard a distress signal and policy says they have to follow it, even though almost all want to ignore it and head on home.
Ugh.
The signal comes from an alien spacecraft, and a group-Captain Dallas (Tom Skerrit), Lambert (Veronica Cartwright), and Kane (John Hurt)-are sent out to investigate it.
Hmm…
Meanwhile, Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) the second-in-command discovered that something was not right about the message that brought them there.
Ripley: Ash, that transmission… Mother’s deciphered part of it. It doesn’t look like an S.O.S.
Ash: What is it, then?
Ripley: Well, I… it looks like a warning. I’m gonna go out after them.
Ash: What’s the point? I mean by the-the time it takes to get there, you’ll… they’ll know if it’s a warning or not, yes?
Back on the planet, Kane gets separated from the rest of the group and finds a room full of something, he doesn’t know what. A hot room full of these pod like things.
One of them breaks open and Kane is attacked by what we later refer to as a facehugger.
Dallas and Lambert rush him quickly back to the ship, but Ripley does not want to let them in. Policy is that when a group is exposed to something, they are not allowed in for 24 hours in case they might infect the rest of the crew or damage the ship.
Everyone is angry with her and demanding her to open the ship, but she refuses. She refuses even though her boyfriend, Captain Dallas, is one of those outside and she was good friends with Kane. She is taking no chances, no matter what the pressure.
But the doors end up sliding open, and the three rush inside.
Help me! I’m confused!
Yes, it turns out that the new addition to their team- Science Officer Ash (Ian Holm [Bilbo Baggins to you LOtR fans]) has overridden her.
Ripley is furious, and instead of defending her-Dallas sides with Ash.
Ripley: Did you ever ship out with Ash before?
Dallas: I went out five times with another science officer. They replaced him two days before we left Thedus with Ash. Hm?
Ripley: I don’t trust him.
Dallas: Well, I don’t trust anybody.
Dallas and Ash them start investigating what the thing is and how they can help Kane.
Later the creature detaches itself and is found dead.
Strange…
Kane also wakes up and is perfectly fine!
I know, right?
Some strange alien creature stuck to his face, but no big deal he wakes up with just a little memory loss?
[Kane wakes up from his comatose state]
Parker: How ya doin’?
Kane: Terrific. Next silly question? [they laugh, Ash hands him a cup of water]Oh, thank you.
Dallas: You remember anything about the planet?
[Kane shakes his head]
Ripley: What’s the last thing you do remember? Huh?
Kane: I remember some… horrible dream about… smothering? I don’t know… Anyway, where are we?
Dallas: We’re right here.
Ripley: We’re on our way home!
Brett: Yeah, back to the ole freezerinos. Ahaha.
I always thought it was weird how this creature like attached itself on him like a leech but everyone was like no big deal.
I feel like I would think lets do some tests and make sure he doesn’t have something in his bloodstream or you know.
Hmm…
Anyways, business as normal. Everyone tries to get ready to return home-stopping for dinner.
Yes, one of the best scenes in the film. So terrifyingly great. And all the expressions were real. Ridley Scott told the crew barely anything because he wanted to be sure that when they saw what happened they were really surprised. And boy were they and everyone else.
And of course a scene like that is parodied and referenced so many times. Everything from Spaceballs to Shrek 2.
Wow
Anyways, now the crew has a giant problem. Here is a creature they know nothing about running around their ship, who has acid blood, and wants to kill them all. Quickly this turns to a vein of And Then There Were None/Ten Little Indians. Something is hunting them-picking them off one by one. But who will it strike next and when?
And to make things even worse-The alien-Xenomorph XX121-has grown to be bigger than any crew member.
And to make them even more worse-someone on the crew has betrays the others by wanting this to happen. Yes-one of the crew members purposely strove to find this creature and knew this destruction would occur.
This is a great film-and horror/mystery. And something else I love is the lighting, angles, set design and pacing of the film. They all work fantastically well to build suspense and tell the story.
So some of you might be wondering, why am I reviewing Alien Vs. Predator before reviewing Alien (1979), Predator (1987), Aliens (1989), Predator 2 (1990), Alien3 (1992), or Alien: Resurrection (1997).
Well there are two reasons why: 1) I just saw it last week so it is fresh in my mind; and 2) This was the first movie I saw in either franchise. Although I kind of knew what Alien was about as I had seen Spaceballs.
So Alien Vs. Predator, was an idea that began in back in the ’80s after the films came out. It was then shown in comics, video games, etc. Eventually a script was written, but no studio wanted to make it, so it sat on the back burner for ten years.
It eventually was accepted and is the higest grossing film in either franchise to date. It is absolutely riddled with references to both films, so if you are a fan you will enjoy.
So let’s get started!
So it is the year 2004, a Predator ship is nearing the Earth, and some scientists detect a mysterious heat bloom beneath the ice on the island Bouvetoya, near Antartica.
What is it with aliens/monstrous creatures and Antarctica? We have Aliens Vs. Predator, The Thing from Another World, The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, etc. I guess some like the cold, although The Blob didn’t. Sorry, moving on.
Billionaire Charles Bishop Weyland (those who are Alien fans should recognize why I bolded that), decides he wants to claim it for himself. He sends out his top man to recruit the best from all over the world.
Alexa “Lex” Woods is the best field guide for Antarctica. They offer her a large sum to come to a meeeting and hear Weyland’s proposal.
Sebastian de Rosa, is a struggling archeologist in Mexico. He is just about out of money, and the bank won’t supply anymore; when just like in Jurassic Park Weyland’s man comes with an amazing offer.
I love this man. He is smart, sexy, Italian, and oh…there’s only one word to describe how I feel. Swoonworthy!
Anyways, these two and a collection of paleontologists, linguistic experts, drillers, and mercenaries all gather together. Weyland shows the prospective team the discovery, a pyramid that is a blend of three different cultures. He proposes that they all go try and discover what this phenomenon is.
Alexa ‘Lex’ Woods: Where exactly on the ice is this?
Charles Bishop Weyland: Bouvetøya Island. But it’s not on the ice. It’s 2,000 feet below it.
All will be rewarded handsomely.
AWESOME!!!
Lex is the only one that disagrees, stating that they aren’t ready to make the journey in, they need more time to train the crew. Weyland refuses, saying they need to go now before anyone else moves in.
Lex says she won’t be a part and goes to leave. Weyland agrees to let her go, saying they will go with their number 2 guy.
Good-bye
When Lex hears who it is, she refuses to go. While she doesn’t want to stay and help a group she thinks is doomed for failure, she’d rather go and help them survive.
So the team moves out. While they are getting there, the Predator ship has entered the Earth’s orbit. They make a shaft from the surface to the pyramid below.
From the film Stargate.
When the team reach the island they discover that on the surface is an old whaling station. A hundred years ago, in 1904, the whole crew disappeared. It is still an unsolved mystery.
When the team gets ready to drill a cavity to reach the pyramid. The discover one has already been dug for them.
What?
And when the drillers start examining it, they discover that the area was cut with no tools that exist on Earth.
They decide to head down to the pyramid anyways, with a few near mishaps along the way.
When they get inside the pyramid, they start examining the walls and the rooms. They discover that this civilization must be older than anything they have ever known in history. And one of the rooms, appears to be some mind of sacrificial chamber.
Noooooooooo!!!!! Don’t go in!
However as this is a film and the characters can’t hear me, they of course go in and start looking around. There they find remains with a large hole on the left side of their chest.
Adele Rousseau: What happened here?
Thomas: It’s common in ritual sacrifice to take the heart of the victim.
Adele Rousseau: That’s nice. But that’s not where your heart is. [pause] Besides it looks like the bones were bent straight out. [Thomas stares at Rousseau] Something broke out of this body.
Now this bothered me the first time I saw it, and it bothers me still. THE ALIENS SHOULD NOT BE COMING OUT OF THE CHEST!!!! THEY SHOUD BE COMING OUT OF THE STOMACH!!!!
They screwed up one of the best scenes. It is way creepier seeing this:
Anyways, back to the film.
So unbeknownst to them, on the surface, the three predators have takes out the rest of the team. Below them, their presence has begun the preparations for “the game” and awakened the Queen Alien Queen. It is a creepy scene. I couldn’t find a video, but trust me, it is super creepy!
So back in the sacrificial room, Sebastian has discovered what appears to be a sarcophagus with a calendar lock, set for October 10, 1904.
He studies it and notices that ten, and multiples of it, seem to be significant to this culture, whatever this culture is. He then moves the date to October 10, 2004; the current date.
Don’t you know better than to touch/mess with things. Like in The Mummy (1999), you never know what might happen.
Some things should just be left alone. But no, these are scientists and they never know when to back off, setting off the spring lock and revealing guns.
What is an ancient civilization doing with such advanced weapons we don’t even have today? How did they get them? Where did they get them? It just doesn’t make sense.
[the team finds the Predators’ shoulder cannons]
Graeme Miller: Any idea what these are?
Sebastian de Rosa: No, you?
Graeme Miller: No.
Maxwell Stafford: It’s a good thing we brought the experts.
Graeme Miller: Well, yeah, it is a good thing, cos’ this is like finding Moses’ DVD collection.
And then as Lex convinces them it is time to move topside and regroup, they stupidly take the guns, beginning the “game.” Now part of the game is that every so often the pryamid shifts, making one difficult playing ground for either team.
If that was me? I’d start shooting everywhere, killing as much as possible.
For reals, they would all be dead.
So the teams are separated and all are trying to find an exit, but soon they will realize that will be near impossible.
As Lex’s party makes their way to the exit, they are attacked by the Predators, of which have to switch gears when the aliens start showing themselves.
Yeah two Predators end up getting killed. Too bad they didn’t have their guns.
Soon everyone is being killed or taken to be impregnated by the aliens until they are properly formed. This actually reminds me a lot of the tarantula wasp, who lays its eggs in the spider. When the eggs hatch they eat the spider, then creating a cocoon in the spider body, coming out when it is fully matured. After all that’s what happens here, except no eating. The alien baby goes into the human, emerging only when fully pupated.
The only ones left are Weyland (who is slowing them down as he is on his deathbed with his bad heart), Lex, and sexy Sebastian. Lex wants to lighten Weyland’s load, discarding the gun he took from the sacrificial chamber. When he refuses, wanting something from the death and destruction, she switches the heavy weapon to her pack instead. They are then interrupted by Sebastian, who has figured out that the pyramid also goes off the decimal system, and that every ten minutes the pyramid shifts.
Weyland asks to be left behind, to buy them some time from the predator hunting them. Lex and Sebastian don’t like it, but agree and head off to another area trying to escape. Weyland is killed when he attacks the remaining Predator, but Sebastian and Lex make it out. Oh, this scene always stresses me out.
So luckily, they ended up in the room full of the hieroglyphics that tell us the backstory of why these extraterrestrials have come to our planet.
Yes, the whole thing was a trap. They made that heat signal to attract somebody, as this was the only way to begin the hunt as they need the humans for hosts.
After hearing the story, Lex figures out what they must do to survive, is to give the weapon back to the Predator.
Sebastian de Rosa: When that door opens, we’re dead.
Alexa ‘Lex’ Woods: Not if we set things right.
Sebastian de Rosa: What do you mean?
Alexa ‘Lex’ Woods: This pyramid, it’s like a prison. We took the guards’ guns, and now the prisoners are running free. To restore order, the guards need their guns.
Sebastian de Rosa: During a big game hunt, the animals being hunted don’t arm the hunters!
Alexa ‘Lex’ Woods: They’re not hunting us. We’re in the middle of a war. It’s time to pick a side.
Sebastian de Rosa: We are on our side!
Alexa ‘Lex’ Woods: We have to consider the possibility that we might not make it out of here.
Sebastian de Rosa: The enemy of my enemy… is my friend.
Alexa ‘Lex’ Woods: [pyramid starts to reconfigure] Let’s go find our friend.
So after the pyramid opens, the two go looking for a Predator, but run into an alien. They run away, but reach a collapsed bridge. Taking an Indiana Jones leap of faith, they jump across the chasm. Sebastian lands rights, while Lex on loose stones and starts falling.
Sebastian helps pull her up, until he is taken by an alien.
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY SEBASTIAN?????????
He was an awesome character. He was intelligent, funny, kind, has common sense, and hot. Poor Sebastian. RIP handsome.
Back to the review. So Lex is running away, and runs right into the Predator. He is about to kill her, when she stops him and gives him back the weapon. Before the Predator can do anything else, and alien attacks them.
Having proven her worth, Lex and the Predator head out to finish up.
The two head back to the sacrificial chamber, which we should really call the birthing room. There Lex finds all her team members, including Sebastian, all of which have been impregnated.
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
NOT SEBASTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the Predator scans the room, and sees that the eggs are all going to try and hatch. He activates his bomb, to destroy everything. Then he and Lex run to the lift, planning to get out of there and to the surface, as quickly as possible. They are followed by the Queen, but make it up the surface. The whole pyramid goes Kablooey!
But it turns out that the Queen wasn’t destroyed in the blast! She comes topside and knocks the Predator out, chasing after Lex to destroy her too.
You know for a huge environmentalist, Lex just threw a whole bunch of trash into the ocean. She could seriously damage the ecosystem. And I don’t know if that was the best idea as we don’t if the aliens are unable to survive underwater. Maybe they can. I couldn’t find any info on that. Anyways…
So after all the fighting is completed, the Predator ship returns to pick up its champions. They take their fallen warrior inside and are about to kill Lex, when the see the sign the Predator carved into her face. She is a warrior, equal to them.
They leave and in the ship, the crew get a surprise.
Now this was a part I didn’t like either. All the other people when impregnated, had the alien jump out rather quickly. I mean Sebastian got his after the Predator was supposedly infected, and his came out way before. And I looked it up, so don’t say it is because they were in a different species, its supposed to happen for everyone two hours after impregnation. This was just a cheap twist in order to ensure a sequel. And I hate it when filmmakers do that.
But on the whole I loved this movie. The story was a great homage to both films, with its own flavor and not giving the vibe of being a remake. The characters were great, and pretty intelligent, making only one big mistake (removing the weapons). The main character, Lex, was a strong character like Ripley: powerful, and in control; but a realistic way, being scared and frightened but using that fear to fight. Great movie.
As for the sequel? We’ll just have to save that for another post.
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