I grew up reading and watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I loved it and am not a fan of the reboot as Melissa Joan Hart was just so sweet and the show hilarious.
I was always rooting for her and Harvey to get together.
This episode takes place in season three. What has happened so far is Sabrina is a half witch half mortal who has discovered on her 16th birthday she is a witch. Until she gets her witch’s license she cannot see her mother; and is instead sent to live with her fraternal aunts, Aunt Zelda and Hilda.
Sabrina’s best friend is Valerie, who is incredibly anxious and constantly freaking out with no real personality, and Sabrina is dating Harvey Kinkle “a quasi-jock with semi-literary aspirations and a hint of nihilism”.
In season three Sabrina has gone through many adventures but currently she is trying to solve the family secret (in order to get her witches license). So far in this season Sabrina has chosen between two boys vying for her attention a half witch (Dashiell) and her previous boyfriend Harvey; she gets her face turned bright red trying an embarrassment remover spell; she and Harvey do not get paired up for her “fake marriage” assignment in class and she gets jealous; she tries out being a witch-magician; and discovers she has a witch allergy to pancakes.
We start the episode off with a narration from Salem in the manner of Alfred Hitchcock Presents meets The Twilight Zone.
This Halloween, Valerie has once again made plans without asking Sabrina. She has invited her boyfriend Justin, Harvey, and herself over for a scary movie night. Sabrina is not thrilled Valerie has repeated what she did the previous year, but happy when her aunts agree to let her stay in the mortal world this year instead of going to the witches’ realm.
Her aunts on the other hand are not as lucky and have to attend their great aunt Beulah’s Halloween party. They have been able to avoid it for the last 500 years but are no longer able to.
Sabrina and Valerie are having a good time watching Clint Eastwood films (the video store was out of the scary movies) when she gets an unexpected delivery from the other realm. A “Molly Dolly”. This “Talking Tina” lookalike quickly turns this evening from a fun night to a terrifying one:
Molly Dolly: “I’m a Molly Dolly”.
Sabrina: “Stop that! Can’t you say anything else?”
Molly Dolly: “I’m a Molly Dolly, and I’m gonna get you”.
Sabrina: (nervously) “That’s not what I wanted to hear”.
Sabrina tries to hide the doll from everyone but this turns out to be something she can not handle with her magic. The doll keeps the doors and windows from opening, brings in the real Frankenstein’s monster, the mummy, and more.
While Sabrina’s tries to outsmart the demon doll; her aunts have headed to the Other Realm and the party. When they arrive at Aunt Beulah’s home it turns out to be an insane asylum with a Guy Who Thinks He’s Gary Owens, a wacky butler Bellevuedere, multiple personality Delilah, a mad scientist Dr. Hans Egglehoffer, and crazy Aunt Beulah.
Zelda and Hilda try to leave but find themselves locked in with no way out. Their powers are gone and they are captured during their escape and get their brains switched with a chicken.
Sabrina is at the edge of her rope trying to hide the witchery and keep her friends safe and travels over to the other realm to get help from her aunts.
When she gets there the truth comes out: her aunts were never in any danger as it is an insane asylum themed Halloween party. Her Aunt Beulah sent the doll so that Sabrina could have fun with her friends, not realizing that her friends are mortals and not witches.
Zelda and Hilda are set back in the right order, Sabrina goes home and the doll + monsters are sent home, Sabrina’s friends continue celebrating Halloween with her and all is well…except there is a werewolf with Salem that wasn’t sent with the doll.
We end with a Salem recapping the episode via-a-vis Alfred Hitchcock or Rod Serling. It’s a cute and fun episode. Definitely one to enjoy on Halloween.
For more Sabrina the Teenage Witch, go to A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It: Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1997)
For more witches, go to The Witch’s Curse: Murder She Wrote (1992)
For more asylums, go to Is Lassiter Crazy or Has He Discovered a Criminal Case in a Recovery Hospital?: Psych 2, Lassie Come Home (2020)
For more Halloween Parties, go to How to Throw a Hallotean Party