I hate the song Pink Elephants on Parade from Dumbo. This song is horrible and freaked me out as kid. It actually continues to do so. This song is just wrong on so many levels.
Everytime I see it I’m like why was this made? I mean a drunk elephant? Really disney? Really?
I can’t watch it, think about it, or talk about it. Its horrible and horrfying!
Die, die, die!
“Seeing pink elephants” term means a hallucination, caused by alcohol. Jack London is the first to have used the term in his autobiographical book John Barleycorn, as “the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten numbly by numb maggots; who walks generously with wide-spread, tentative legs, falls frequently in the gutter, and who sees, in the extremity of his ecstasy, blue mice and pink elephants.”
Here’s the vid if you want to see it. Watch at your own risk.
Yep, I stuck to my usual tradition, calling in a pizza
When I put in my special instructions, I asked for the guy to talk in a Transylvanian accent. I mean come on, it’s Friday the 13th!
Then I put on my Ghostbuster T-shirt, as there was no way I could spend Friday the 13th not wearing that. I mean seriously.
So I was sitting down and waiting for my pizza using the Heavy Metal one as its the best
But it didn’t work. It said prep the whole time.
Anyways, so when the guy got there he didn’t want to do the accent, which made me sad as I really wanted it! It’s Friday the 13th! Keegan would have done it (that was the delivery guy I had last time). I play-threatened to not tip him, but got what I wanted in the end. 🙂
Since it was a full moon, I decided the films I would watch would be werewolf theme. I started off with
Now I know there are many more scary and mean villian songs, but this one is my favorite. I love Gaston, but let me clarify, I love Gaston like how I love Draco Malfoy. They have some the best lines, they are so egotestical that they are hilarious, and you just know the story would be a snooze-fest without them. Gaston’s song is so awesome because it is so silly, egotestical, manly, and a total laugh riot.
I mean this is like the ultimate pep talk. Next time you have a friend who isn’t doing well, just change the words around and add their name in. They’ll thank you for it. 🙂
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here’d love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There’s no man in town as admired as you You’re ev’ryone’s favorite guy Ev’ryone’s awed and inspired by you And it’s not very hard to see why
No one’s slick as Gaston No one’s quick as Gaston No one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston For there’s no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
No one’s been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating My- what a guy, that Gaston
Give five “hurrahs!” Give twelve “hip-hips!” Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston For there’s no one as burly and brawny As you see I’ve got biceps to spare Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny (That’s right!) And ev’ry last inch of me’s covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I’m espcially good at expectorating (Ptooey!) Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev’ry morning to help me get large And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs So I’m roughly the size of a barge
No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston I use antlers in all of my decorating Say it again Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more Who’s the hero next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down And his name’s G-A-S- T – G-A-S-T – E – G-A-S-T-O – oh!
I had to be at school by 8 as the ceremony started at 9. So I was up by like 6 something so I’d have enough time to get ready. Later that evening I was so tired; and my period had come, so needless to say I was hungry and wanted food, but wanted it now, and I really didn’t want to get up and do anything. So I turned to the only thing I could do:
So I looked around online and the only pizza place that delivered at a good price was Dominos. It was pretty easy and sweet. While I was filling out the form, this came to mind.
Now you see this stuff all over tumblr and pinterest about how people request certain things and the pizza places actually deliver.
Anyways, so I thought I would try it out and see what happens. So under special requests I told them
Tell me I’m pretty.
So then I sat back to wait. And I have to say the pizza trackers they have are awesome. They have a baseball one, romance novel, etc. The one I chose, [of course] was the heavy metal one.
It was awesome how it would be like
Yeah, your pizza is in the Oven-en-en!!
It was pretty sweet.
So the delivery guy who came was so sweet. He was so cute how awkward he was.
You could tell he was unsure about giving me the comment as he didn’t want to be awkward, but it was awkdorable.
I paid him and gave him a great tip so that he wouldn’t feel too awkward.
I then sat down and enjoyed my pizza. I decided that I’m totally going to do that again, and ask for them to do different things, but nothing too over the top or horrible.Haha now the real fun begins. 🙂